What Came First?

Hi! Is the lady of the house here? Oh, it's just you? Good. Well, have I got a deal for you. That's right, eggs. We all know how expensive eggs are right now and so hard to get. How did I get them? I know what kind. That's right, fresh from the farm right to your table. Sex sells, right? Why don't I show you how fresh these eggs are. You just stay right there. Let me work my magic. Let me show you the quality of these free-range eggs from across the border. Big strong man like you needs his protein. That's right. That's the sound of happy chickens. So, tell me, how do you like your eggs? What? You don't like eggs? Not even scrambled? Well, surely you have girls over on a regular basis, a handsome man like you. Hmm, what if you have to cook them a nutritious breakfast? I suppose this is just going to take a little bit of convincing. Hmm. Oh. Seems like you've got some nice eggs right there. Mm-hmm. All this talk of food is making me crave something in my mouth. Oh, wow. It's so big. You gotta make it nice and wet. and wet. Wow I can't believe how big this cock is it barely fits in my mouth. Tastes so good. Um Fuck so thick and juicey juicy these are some quality eggs Fuck. Wow, you're already so hard. So hard. Oh, that's really satisfying down my throat. know You really know how to negotiate. I'm so sick. I can tell that feels good. You're so fucking hard in my mouth. Well, why don't we go somewhere where we can be a little more comfortable? Well, I've tasted you. Now, it would be unfair if I didn't let you taste me. Oh wow. Oh your tongue feels so good. Oh yes, like the clit like that Oh fuck Oh yeah So wet Oh, fuck. Oh, you must really like the taste. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, my pussy's so wet. Oh, oh, you're making my clit throb on your tongue. Oh, fuck. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's just like that. Oh, that feels so good, you're getting me all wet for you. Oh, nice and wet for your big hard cock. 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I'm fucking like dripping. like tripping fucking thick pattern yeah baby yeah mmm I don't need that fucking calm Oh my fucking calm in my mouth. Oh my fucking yes. uh Now I've had all the protein I need for the day. Now I don't even need any eggs. oh so fucking good I guess this means that a dozen or two eggs have a new home Mm-hmm.