Wetter Than Splash Mountain

Well, well, well. So we meet again. You wanna know something? I made a New Year's resolution. And that is... to fuck every guy I've ever wanted to fuck. Starting with you. I remember we were working at Disneyland. Was that a few years ago? And I know your friends were Tom, Dick, and Stanley. I didn't want them, though. I wanted you, because I loved the way that you played Gaston. You just pulled off that doucheyness so well. And quite frankly... I have a thing for guys that are assholes. Lucky you. You're the first person I'm fucking this year. I can tell that you love this idea, too. Look at you, just letting me fucking take your dick and stick it in my mouth. I see a lot has changed. You're no longer covered with hair. But your dick looks large as a barge. That's why I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. Ah! Mmm. Waiting three years to suck your dick. I remember the first time I saw you standing right next to Sleeping Beauty's castle. I knew I wanted you instead of Prince Charming. He's not on my fuck it list. But you are. That's for serviceéroserrice. I really hope you ate your four dozen, maybe five dozen eggs this morning. Because I want all that protein all over my fucking body. I'm a nasty ass fucking princess. I know you couldn't tell, but you're about to find out just how fucking nasty this princess can get. I think we should remove your pants, or things get a little too sloppy. Maybe I should remove my bra too. You wanna see my big fake titties? Look at those big fat princess titties. I know you were staring at them through my little costume. But now they're right here for you to play with. Play with those big fat princess titties. Mmhmm. Mwah. I'm going to suck that dick so fucking good. Mwah. All nice and sloppy and wet. Before I stick it in my fucking cunt. Mwah. I'm a nasty ass motherfucking princess. Mwah. You want another kiss? Mwah. Now it's time to start my New Year's resolution list. I can't slide that fucking dick in there. Oh yes. I knew I wanted you from the second I saw you. I feel so fucking good in my cunt. Oh, I feel so good. Oh, you're getting so fucking deep in my pussy. Oh yes. Yes, I mean that fucking dick. Shove that dick so deep in there. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum. Oh, come all over that fucking dick. Make me cum all over that motherfucking dick. Oh, yes. Let me have another taste. Except those motherfucking balls. Oh, your dick tastes even better than I thought it would. It's even better than the candy apples on Main Street. You wanna feel this pussy some more? Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh. This ride is even better than the Haunted Mansion. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck. Let me stretch my motherfucking pussy out for you. Want some princess? No, motherfucking whore. I'm a whore-ass princess. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, that's good. Are you enjoying yourself yet? This nasty ass princess whore. I'm gonna make you nice and fucking wet for you. You see how fucking wet that is? My pussy is fucking wetter than Splash Mountain right now. Oh fuck. Oh fucking yes. Oh my god. I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna fucking cum so hard on that dick. Oh god. Fuck. Oh that dick is so fucking good. It's everything I knew it would be. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh god I'm coming. I'm coming again. Oh god. Oh fuck. Talking about Splash Mountain. Oh fuck. Dick made that pussy squirt. Oh fuck yes. Oh fuck. I feel so fucking good in there. I feel so motherfucking good. Can you make me cum again? Oh god yes. He's a cumming. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. Pull my motherfucking hair. Oh yes, yes. Oh god, oh my god. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you just make my titties harder. Come on, do it. Come on, smack them harder, motherfucker. There we go. Thank you for smacking my big fat titties. Fuck you, my dirty hort cut. Oh fuck. Oh god, yes, yes. Oh fuck. You ready for me to bounce that ass all over you? Let me snot all over your motherfucking dick. Nasty horror princess. What do you think I was doing backstage with Mickey Mouse? I got to fuck him but I never got to fuck you. Oh my god. Smack my ass. Oh, smack my ass again. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Keep it up, you might get my asshole again. Or for first. See that fucking pretty princess asshole? Mm-hmm. Oh, nice and wet. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, that heart's kicking that fucking wet-ass pussy. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you coming again? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, I just can't get over your fucking dick. I didn't want Prince Charming when all the bad boys were first on the list. The second I saw all those deer heads hanging on your wall in your costume room, I knew I had to fuck you. I'm gonna grab my fucking ass. Grab my fucking ass! Thank you. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, you smack those fucking titties! Look how wide you spread my pussy open. It's like the cave of wonders. I don't know if you can see in there. That loose ass fucking whore princess pussy. You like that didn't you? You're gonna fuck me some more. Too bad you're not fucking me yet. I'm not done fucking you. Oh fuck. Let's just slide it back in there. Why wouldn't you just... Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh, let me just grab those fucking big-ass titties. Those big-ass fake titties. Oh, fuck. Oh, my fucking ass looks bouncy on your cock. Fuck. Let me cum again. I'm gonna fucking cum again. All over that dick. You, rub that fucking clit. Oh, yes. Oh, making me cum so hard. Making me cum so fucking hard. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Let me taste my pussy, Jesus. I think this is a New Year's resolution. I can definitely keep up with. Same goes to you. You think you can keep this up with me? All year long? I'm gonna show you my ass again. I'm gonna suck your fucking dick. Like that. See my princess pussy, it's so pink. And my fuckin' asshole. Now I want you to fuckin' get up. Stick that fuckin' dick deep inside of my fuckin' cape of wonders. Stick that big fat dick in this juicy fuckin' pussy. Oh, yes. I know you've been waiting for this over three fuckin' years. I knew you wanted to fuck me. I could tell. I could fuckin' tell by the look in your fuckin' eye. You wanted to stick that fat cock deep inside of me. Let me get my fuckin' comb. Fuck, yes. Pull my fucking hair. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, that feels so fuckin' good. All that fuckin' hair. All that motherfuckin' hair for me. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, you wanted me to look at you. As long as I got my hair pulled. I got my pleasure and my pain. It's me. That fuckin' Disney dick. Mm-hmm. My pussy is the most magical place on earth. You know it. Make those fireworks go off again. Oh, God, yes, yes. So close to coming, make me fuckin' come again. Make those fireworks go off. Oh, fuck. Oh, that feels so good. I'm gonna spray my ass cheeks for you. See those fucking ass cheeks? See that fucking asshole? It's pinker than Princess Aurora's dress. So fucking pink. If you're lucky, I'll let you make it even more pink by fucking it. We just gotta complete this one task. You are my first on my fuck it list. If you do good enough, I'm gonna let you fuck me up the ass next time. So you better fuck me good and hard. Oh, god. Oh my god. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna fucking come. I'm gonna fucking come all over your fucking dick. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, make that ass jiggle. Make that ass fucking jiggle and you'll make that fucking pussy up. I'm a good fucking princess slut. Yes, the fuck I am. Fuck yes. That slutty princess pussy. Such a fucking whore. Just wanna fuck everyone this year. Fuck everyone I've ever wanted to fuck. And then some. I'm gonna be such a fucking whore this year. Such a motherfucking princess whore. By the end of the year my pussy's gonna be so stretched out and swollen. And then and only then will I feel satisfied. Oh yes. Oh fuck. Yes, make that ass jiggle. Make that ass jiggle. Keep that fucking dick in that pussy. I'm just gonna fucking whore and let everyone fuck my cunt this year. So far this is a great New Year's resolution. Lucky you getting to fucking fuck this princess pussy before it gets all stretched out and sloppy. See the fucking whore that I am this year? You motherfucking whore. You're gonna make me a fucking cunt? You're just a fucking princess pussy cunt. I don't wanna fucking go. Yes, yes, that fucking dick deep inside of there. So fucking deep. Oh, I feel so good. I feel so fucking good. Fuck yes. Let me flip over for you, because I want some more of that dick. And then I want all of that protein. You wanna slide back in there, in the front of the line? Gonna have to check your fast pass. Looks like you're good to go. I'm getting that woody deep inside of me. Ugh. Mm, right to the front of the line. Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Mm, make those Matterhorns jiggle and bounce. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, oh, fuck, yes. Oh, oh, oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna fucking go. I'm gonna go away. Oh, fuck. Oh, that dick is blasting me off into space mountain. Yes, it's the fuck it is. It feels so fucking good. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, force choke me just like Vader. Force choke me, I'm on the dark side. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Come again. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, Zippity-Doo-Dah. That dick feels so good in my fucking pussy. Going on a submarine voyage in my wet fucking pussy. I'm getting even more wet. Oh, you're a funny dick. It's so fucking wet. Oh, yes. Fucking smack those Matterhorns. Fuck yes. Everyone thought Tinkerbell was the whore. I'm the motherfucking whore. Cinderella's the fucking whore. It's such a fucking slut. I fucking love it. I'm a whore. Make me splash all over that mountain with your fucking log. You know, I've always loved frosting. I want you to frost my motherfucking titties. I want you to take that fucking booty and blast off into space and fucking put all your fucking astro blasts cum all over me. All over the fucking Matterhorns. Matterhorns have snow, right? I want it all over me. Oh, fucking astro blasts all over these Matterhorns. Oh, Jesus, come on. I want all that fucking astro blasts. I want all that fucking fucking cum. I want to be a filthy fucking princess. Fuck it. Oh, look at that. Look at all that fucking cum. Astro blasting all the fuck over me. Tastes just like the frosting on a Christmas cake. I'm gonna put these things on the funnel cakes. That was a great start to my New Year's resolution. Now, have a magical day. I'm glad you were the first. Good thing you had your FastPass. You didn't know it was such a fucking dirty-ass whore, did you? Guess you should have believed the rumors. Not as innocent as I look. Don't you worry, you've passed the test. So next time, I'm gonna let you into Never, Neverland. Take a guess where that's at. As you can tell, I'm a fucking whore. I'm not into cuddling. So you can go ahead and grab your costume, cuz I think that they need you. Back over by It's a Small World. Huh. Better get back on your shit, motherfucker. It is a small world after all, isn't it?