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WANKS
What are you about to do after work, bro?
Just go on wanks.com and, you know, jerk off.
Sounds like a plan to me.
I'm gonna livestream it.
Huh, what are you gonna do?
Uh, I'll work on my Necromancer class character.
Yeah, and the SL?
Yeah, yeah, just built it. She's fucking fine as hell.
Big ass teens and shit.
Oh, nice. You put some mods on or something?
Yeah, bro.
Uh, excuse me. I was wondering if I could order some spring rolls today?
Fuck.
Uh, there's a restaurant next door that you could use.
I mean, they got shakes and smoothies and shit. That kinda seems more your speed.
Um, yeah, I guess. But I'm just ordering some spring rolls.
I'm not even gonna stay and eat.
It's not about that. We close in 20 minutes.
Yeah, um, I figured that'd be enough time to at least package it. I mean, they're usually pre-made.
Move, please.
Can you tell me anything about, you know, not coming in an hour before closing? That kind of thing?
Um, I mean, it's just 20 minutes.
20 minutes, we have to stay extra on top of that. We're trying to go home. We got places to be.
Hi, um, well, can we, is the manager here? Can I speak with him?
Manager!
Hi, yeah, I just came in to order some fresh spring rolls to go. Like, I'm not even gonna stay in the restaurant, but, um,
your employees are very disgruntled by that, and, I mean, you're gonna be open for another 20 minutes, so I didn't think it would be a problem at all.
And, I don't know, customer service is so hard to find these days.
Dude, we were gonna close, we're about to close, dude, in like 20 minutes, was it?
Yeah, it's not even that anymore, it's like 15 or something.
Dude, we gotta open up the fryers again, come on, man, veggie spring rolls, bro?
For veggie spring rolls. Once you can go to your other restaurant right next door.
And it's still open.
Yeah, that one doesn't close until 2.
What?
I don't feel like doing veggie spring rolls for a single customer.
Yeah, serious, man, can't we just go home? We got a lot of shit to do.
What?
Fired?
Come on, I can't get fired, man, I got seven kids, bro.
Oh, man, fuck you, man. Fuck your job, bro.
Oh my god, you didn't have to fire them.
That is so sweet.
Wow.
I wasn't expecting that to escalate like that.
I'm so sorry.
To cause you...
Seriously?
Free spring rolls for life?
You know I come in here like every day, right?
That is so sweet.
Seriously.
You should eat some spring rolls with me sometime.
Really?
Okay.
Thank you. That's so sweet of you.
Seriously. I was not expecting that.
Oh my god, I still can't believe you did this.
Seriously, you're so sweet and so kind.
Is there anything I can do?
I mean, I could leave you a kelp review.
I know that's been helping restaurants get their ratings up.
Yeah, yeah, I can do that.
Is there any other surveys or anything else I can do for you?
Well, you know, are you closed now?
Are you all locked up?
Cool.
I would really like to repay you for being so nice to me.
I would really like to repay you for being so kind.
You know, I do come in here almost every day.
And I have seen you around, of course.
And I've seen you seeing me around.
And I couldn't help but wonder what you've got under this apron.
Are you wondering what I have under my skirt?
I'm more curious what's under yours.
Is that okay?
Yeah?
You don't mind if I get close to you?
Teasing you just a bit?
Playing with you?
Letting you play with me?
Did you?
No
You look so big, big, big
I can't wait to taste you
What a pain!
This is much better than a veggie spring roll
I think you might be the tastiest thing in this restaurant
Definitely the tastiest
Oh fuck
You wanna feel these tits sliding up and down my cock?
Yeah
Fuck
Mmm
Fuck, your cock feels good in these tits
Mmm fuck
Oh
Fuck
So fucking good
You're nice and wet for these tits
You can slide in and out of them so nicely
Covering me in my own spit
I'm getting wind of this nice car
Hmm
Oh, pretty
Hmm
Just give you a little show
Hmm
You can grab me
Mm-hmm
Play with me
Let me play with you
Hmm
Come here
Will you please put this beautiful cock in me?
Please
Oh
Fuck
Oh my god
Oh, yes
Oh, fuck
Oh
Yes
Oh
Fucking me
Fuck yes
Oh fuck
So fucking weak
Yes, yes, I love when you grab me, it feels so good
Fuck yes, yes, yes
Fuck
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, pound me, pound me, oh fuck
Fuck, I can't believe you made me come again
Fuck, that feels good
Fuck
Yes, keep fucking my comeback, baby
Fuck
Fuck, yes
Fuck
He keeps faking me
Fuck
Oh fuck, it's him
Fuck
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh fuck
Come here
I wanna ride this beautiful cock
I wanna bounce up and down on you
You get me so fucking wet
Can you hear me?
Can you hear how wet you have me?
I'm dying to feel this cock back in me
I feel you deep inside this pussy
Oh fuck
Fuck
Fuck you feel so good
Fuck yes
Fuck you feel so good
Fuck yes
I'm so fucking deep
Fuck yes
Fuck
My arms are slamming back down on you
Fuck
Yes my little sweet
Fuck
Fuck yes
Yes
Fuck yes
Yes fuck me back
Oh
Fucking body
My legs are shaking so fucking badly
My feet are going to taste so fucking bad
Oh fuck, I can't get my feet up
Man
Oh fuck
I can't stay, I can't stay
Oh fuck
Yes, make my little ass kiss
Oh fuck
Yes yes yes
Oh fuck
Oh
Oh my god yes
Oh fuck
It feels so good
Oh fuck
Oh
Oh my god yes
Oh
Oh fuck
Yes yes yes
Oh
Oh yes
Oh
Put my gun back in me
Put my gun back
I'm supposed to
Hold you deep in my
Mm
Yes
Oh
Mm
Oh
Yes
Oh
Mm
Oh
Mm yes
Ah
Fuck
Ah
Oh fuck that's so deep
That's so deep
Yes bury the gun in me
Mm
I'm gonna feel every fucking inch of you
Mm fuck yes
Yes yes
Ah
Oh fuck
Oh
Ah
Mm
Ah
Fuck yes
Ah
Fuck
Ah
Mm
Ah
Oh fuck yes
Yes
Mm
Ah
Fuck I feel so good
Yes yes
Mm
Ah
Oh fuck
Ah
Mm
Fuck yes
Ah
Oh that's so neat
Mm feels so fucking good
Mm
Ah
Oh fuck
Ah
Mm
Oh fuck yes
Oh
Ah
Oh fuck I can't see a thing
Ah
Mm
Ah
Oh
Fuck
Mm
Ah
Mm
Ah
Mm
Oh fuck
Ah
Oh
Fuck
So fucking mean
Oh fuck
Mm
Ah
Fuck yes
Ah
Oh
Mm
Ah
Fuck
Ah
Mm
I want you to turn me around
And look me in the eye
Fuck me
I wanna feel you hovering over me
You think you can do that?
Mm
Ah
Mm
Please put this big fucking clock back in me
Mm
Stretch out my pussy
Inch by inch
Mm
Oh fuck
Mm
Yes
Mm
Fuck yes
Mm
It feels so fucking good
Mm
Fuck
Mm
Yes found my little pussy
Mm
There you go deep in me
Yes yes
Fuck
I really love it when you grab my bunny and squeeze me
And pull me onto that big cock
Oh
Fuck yes
Oh
Yes
Mm
Fuck that feels so good
Yes
Mm
Mm fuck
Mm
You feel my pussy pulsing
Tightening on you
Mm
I love feeling that cock throbbing in me
Mm
Fuck
Keep fucking me
For having me
Please
Use my little money
Mm fuck
Oh
Oh fuck
Yes yes yes
Oh
Fuck yes yes
Mm
Oh please
Keep fucking me
Fuck
Mm
Oh
Fuck
Oh
Mm
Oh
Mm
Sorry
Oh
Fuck yes, oh so fucking good. Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes. Yes. Oh
Fuck your cock feels so good
Just keep fucking me fuck me in every single one of these booths
Fuck me on every counter
Oh
Fuck oh fuck yes, oh
Oh
Yes, I'm not talking to me
Fuck oh
Kids huh
Mm-hmm
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, she's my pussy
Fuck!
Your cock feels so good
It smells so fucking great
Just fuck my cum back into me
Just push it back into me
Fuck
Oh!
This is so sensitive, it feels so good
Kiss, yes
Yes
You are my monkey
You sit on every inch of that cock and me
Fuck, yes
Yes, use that tail on a pussy
Oh, fuck
Fuck, yes, yes
Oh, fuck
Yes, yes, fuck me, fuck me, yes, yes
Oh yes, keep giving it to me
So fucking mean
Yes, keep fucking me, keep fucking me
Yes, use all that pussy, I'm gonna make you feel good
I'm gonna feel your cock throbbing in me
Yes, fuck
Yes, yes, yes, spin me down and fuck me
Use my little body please
Fuck, yes
Keep fucking me, I wanna feel your cock pulsing in me, throbbing to come for me
I want you to come in my mouth, I wanna taste you, I wanna know what you taste like
Please
I want you to put me down on my knees and come in my little mouth
Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes
Fuck, fuck
It feels so fucking good
Fuck
Quite a mix
So
Can I get this to go?