The Big Wang Theory Too

Legs? Oh, hi! You don't really know us, but I know that you met my friend Emma. You know, like the skinny one, the blonde one that you met online? Yeah. So, um, you know, we're sorry to bother, but we heard you gave her something really special, something really big. Mm-hmm. We heard you gave her your real big dick, and we want that big dick too. Yeah. Come on, dude! Yeah, we drove all the way down here. I know. Yay! Thanks. We had kind of a hard time finding it. I know, but we just had to meet you. Emma will not shut up about your cock. Yeah, she, um, actually even sent us this. What? Calm down. It was just us that saw it, and five or six other girls in the group chat. I'm not sure what you mean by that, but it was just us. Impressive, but come on, dude, is it really that big? Yeah, like, come on, this could totally be photoshopped. I mean, I know Emma. I really don't think she could take something like that. But she said that she did, and she's been rubbing our faces in it. Well, if your cock is really that big, I want you to rub my face all in it. Oh my gosh, you're so naughty. Well, I mean, look at it. I mean, you could see it through his pants. I know. I mean, so, I want to set up an appointment, but will you be able to fit me in? Yeah, I mean, can we try to fit you in? I mean, I can always come back next weekend. Wait, what? You want the both of us at once? Uh, I mean... What? Are you nervous? I mean, I'm not going to bite or... I mean, I might a little bit. Well, no, it's not that. It's just like, we've been friends for so long, you know, and like, we've had sleepovers together and stuff. Oh, come on. Look at this big dick. I'm totally game if you are. Aren't you one of them? Yeah, I mean, I have thought about it. Oh, God, I'm just so nervous. How are you? I bet you're getting a little wet, too. Oh, God, I am. I know, I know. Look, it's just right here waiting for us. I know. Oh, God. I don't know. I mean, I feel that too. Like, it's so... This is not real. Okay, I'm game, but only if you're not lying about how big your dick is. It better be really big. Like, it better be as big as this picture. I do not want to be disappointed. Take it out. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Look at the size of that thing. Dude, Emma really was telling the truth. She really did bite this big dick. That bitch! Oh, come on. We're about to do the same thing, you know. Oh, fuck you're right. Yeah. I mean... Let's take these off. Look at these balls. Oh, my God. They're so big. Oh, I just want to put them in my mouth. Me too. Oh, my God. And this big tit. Oh, my God. We can't wrap our hands around it. All three of them. Oh, my gosh. This is crazy. It's so big. I know she wasn't lying. I can't believe it. Oh, my God. Wow. Can we have it? I know. We can get on the bed. Okay, let's see. I can't say no more. I can't wait. Come on. Oh, my God. I can't wait to put this card in her house. I know. Oh, God. I know. I can't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can really fit it in there. Yeah. It tastes good. Oh my god, I'm always not learning about this guy. Oh yeah, get those balls. I'm gonna get those balls back. I'm gonna get those balls, thanks. So good. Why don't you try the... Try the... Yeah. Should we take a picture to send to Emma? Yes! This will look so big. We'll show her and I'll get this big card. First thing you picture I do with it. Oh my god. You look so sexy. Oh my god, your forearm, stop it. It's so fucking big. You know what? It looks bigger next to your forearm than Emma's too. Yeah. It's a big fucking bag. Oh my god. We have this so much. Sorry. Take that Emma. You got this big cock now. Oh my god. Oh no, put this back. Oh yeah, look at him when you take it down your throat. Yeah, just like that. Oh my god. Your mouth is so fucking big. How do you fit it in there? That's gonna feel so good. Oh my god. Get back to the spot. God, your balls are so big. Do you want to see our titties? Look how cute his nipples are. Look at his nipples. Yes, yes. Oh my God, I'm so sick of those titties. You look so pretty when you suck on them. Do you want to see my mouth? Here, I'll take those titties. Oh my God. Oh my gosh, look at this. I'm so going to throw up with that. Oh my God. Oh yes. I just can't get enough of this thing. Oh my God. It's too big for one hand. I need a little hand in it. Even then it's still too big. Oh the hand. Oh my gosh. Fuck. It's so fucking sexy. Yeah you like it when I grab your hands and lift it. With all of our hands. All of it is big sexy fuck. You'd say he likes it more than Emma. Yeah. I think it's too gross this time. I have to get it out. I'm gonna get it out. Oh my god. That tastes so fucking good. I'm only telling you about the big cock. Oh yes. Oh, shove that dick down your throat. Put it back in my mouth. Yes, you're done for. Ow. Watch your hand. Why is that so long? You're my pretty pussy. Oh my god, that pussy is so fucking pretty. Can I touch it? Always. Oh yeah, I can show him my pretty pussy. Oh yeah, that's your pussy. Oh, you look so good in here, babe. You look so fucking hot. Oh my god, you look so pretty. I'm gonna see it. Come on, get your chicken nice and wet. Mmm, that feels so good. Do you like his fingers? Yes, they're huge, I can feel it. He's not even in yet. Oh my god. Oh yes. Oh my god. Can I have a place like this? Yeah. How are you doing down there? Great. My mouth is full of crap. Oh no, his fingers feel so good. His fingers feel so good. Oh, you should let him eat your pussy. I know, I'm seeing so many. I'll eat that little pussy first. Oh, my knees. I want that tongue. His knees feel so good. I'll play with him while he eats. I'm so happy. You want to lick her pussy? Yeah, lick them clean. You're so sexy. My hand doesn't smell first. So good. Oh, fuck. I keep licking when I touch your pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, I see that I'm deep with this time. Oh, fuck. This feels so good. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh, she fucking loves it. I know you love it too. This feels so good. Oh, fuck. Yes, you're pretty fucking sexy. Oh, you look good. You're so naughty. Why haven't I done this before? Right? Oh, yeah. I know you don't want to test it. Oh, it's so good. Girl, your hair keeps circulating in my head. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Are you so good at this? He has a big dick and he's got a big tits. Oh, my God. The best of both fucking worlds. Do you want to try it? Oh, my God. Yes, kiss me. Why are you so soft? Oh, thank you. I'm so fucking soft. I'm so serious. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, you. Like, deep inside my pussy. Oh, my God. Yes, I have a pussy. Like, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Is that better? I feel so fucking good. Oh, my God, I feel so good. Oh, fuck, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. I feel so good having a pussy. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, my God, just like that. Yeah. Yeah, keep that time right on my pussy. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yes, like my body. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys, this time feels so fucking good. Oh, my God. Oh, get it nice and wet. Oh, my God. Right there, right there. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, I can't get enough of your mouth and your fucking fingers. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Good girl. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, right there. Right there, right there. Yeah, yeah, put your tongue inside of my hole. Mm-hmm. Make my hole nice and wet. Oh, my God. Yeah. Get it nice and wet. Put that big clock in me. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm gonna rub my clock. So pretty. Mm-hmm. I know that pretty back of your face. Mm-hmm. Yes, oh, my God. Oh, you're so freaking gorgeous. Yes, yes, yes. Beautiful. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, yeah, but you're so hot. Oh, my God. I think it's your turn now. I know. Oh, my God, your tummy feels so freaking good. Oh, my God. Oh, I get it. Nice and fat. Oh, I get it. Nice and wet. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Does it even fit? Oh, it's so big. How does it feel? It's huge, baby. It's huge. It's so big. Oh, my God. I like the way she rides her big, fucking clutch on you. Doesn't she feel so good? Oh, my God. You're gonna bounce, Dad. You're gonna get us all in a big, fucking clutch. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, you open that ass up so you can see all of it. Your cock feels so good. It looks so fucking good going in and out of your tiny little pussy. She's amazing. Oh, you're gonna love it. Oh, my God. Look. Oh, my God. Stop holding such a crutch. You're gonna really take all those dicks with one peak. I don't know how. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, yes. Can I have all of my fucking dick? Oh, my God. Don't stop. Oh, my God. You're taking all of your fucking dick. Yeah, good girl. Fuck, you're so pretty. You're so fucking pretty. Oh, my God. Hey. Oh, you're such a pussy. I've never felt anybody this big before. You're a very tiny pussy. You're wrapped around your face like a cupcake. Ray, he's the biggest dick I've ever seen. Hey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey, I grabbed my ass. I'm gonna grab her ass. I'm gonna make it go so fucking deep in her disability. Oh, honey. Oh, my God. I can't stop getting you. This feels so fucking... You're gonna have to kick me off if you want it. I'm fine. I'm gonna let you spend some more time on this couch. I like watching you dance on it. I don't need that. Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh, I can't do it. Oh, oh. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. It's so fucking sweet. Oh, yes. You want a drink? Yeah, I think it's a good time. You want to give it a whirl? Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm gonna taste your pussy. I'll taste it, you are. Oh, it tastes so good. Look at that pretty pussy. Oh, yes. Stretch it out for me. Oh, shit. Oh, it's so fucking big. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, you're doing it so good, baby girl. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'll put it back. Oh, my God. Fuck. You like booty. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. It's so fucking big. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Yes, you're my ass. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. You're so fucking hot. Oh, my God. Yes, you're so good. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, fuck. You're so good. Oh, my God. It feels so good. Oh, fuck. It feels so good. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God. It's so deep. Good girl. Oh, my God. It's so fucking deep. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. I love you so much. Fuck. Yeah. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. You make a nice little love for me. Fuck. Oh, my God. This is so... I'm feeling so good. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, I'm trying to take my pussy out. Oh, my God. Yeah, can you see it? You tight little asshole. Oh, fuck. Jesus. So pretty. You're so hot. You gotta keep licking my ass. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, I think it's just weird. It tastes like pussy. I love you. Oh, yes. I wanna kiss you. I'm gonna share it with him. Oh, his mouth is so good. I know. Everything's amazing here. What do you say? Should we get back on the ticket? I think you should have a lick on it. Me? I think it's your turn now. Okay. Oh, come here. Oh, thank you. You are so thoughtful. You've got to be overshooting, Cod. I know. Oh, fuck. Please, stretch you out. Oh, my God. Yes, honey. Yes, take every inch of it. Oh, my God. This makes you feel so fucking good. I want to hear my hair. It makes you so good. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, it goes so deep. Oh, my God. Hey. Oh, my God, you're stretching your pussy out so much. Oh, fuck me. Keep waiting, my crush. Stop. I feel it. I feel it getting in my pants. You know how good it feels. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you're so good. Yeah, make that tuck too. Oh, fuck. Yeah, great. This must be a good view. Such a good fucking view. Oh, he's so hard. Oh, yes. Oh my god. Oh, he's so hard. Oh my god, he's so cute. Oh my god, look at that fucking dog. Look at that fucking dog. Oh my god. Oh, yes. Oh, look at him. Look at him. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. His cock feels amazing, but your tongue feels so good, too. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. Oh, you're doing so good. I don't know how I'm taking it. I know, I know. I'm just loving this right now. Oh, my god. You're a champ. Let me give you a little break. Oh, yes. Oh, my god, your juice is so good. How do I taste? Oh, you taste so sweet. I got you. Good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at that. Oh, my god, you have a shoot. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. How is it you're just sitting on you? Oh, my god, this feels so fucking good. Oh, my god, he's touching me. I can't calm down. Oh, my god, yes, yes. Oh, my god, I'm gonna fucking take it off. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, keep playing with my pussy. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. You're so sexy. Oh, my god. Yes, fuck. Oh, you're taking it so great. Oh, my god, it feels so fucking good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my god, oh, my god, it's so deep. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, you feel so good. You look so good right in that fuck. Yes, I'm going to devour you. Oh, my god, this is so deep. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh, my god. My hands are red. It's like, fuck. My hands are wet. Oh, these nipples. Fuck. They're so cute. Fuck you. You're an idiot. You're cheating. Fuck. Oh, my god. Yes, grab me. Grab me. Hug me, hug me. Oh, my god. Fuck. Oh, my god. Fuck. Yes, make me take it. Make me fucking take it. Fuck. Oh, my throat. My throat. Fuck. So nice. Oh, take it so good. Fuck. Oh, this is so good. I'm ripping that huge cloth. Oh, I'm so... Oh, my god. Yeah, nice and slow. Fucking put everything in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels so good. Mm-hmm. Fuck. You have such a pussy. It feels so good. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It feels so good. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes. No, stop. Oh my god. Stop. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, you're gonna make me cum. Come on. Oh my god. Fuck me. I think it's his turn to fuck you. Okay. My turn. I think I want you to fuck me, doggie. Lift it up for him. I want to watch that. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah. Put that cup in. It doesn't even want to go in. Your pussy is so fucking tight. There it goes. Oh yeah, back that ass up on him. Yeah. How does that ass feel, Palsy? Fucking funny, huh? Watch it go in. It's fucking tight. Oh yes, yes, yes. Take that back. Take that fucking crack. Yeah, good girl. Yes, look at him. Look at him. He tears your fucking pussy up. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, you want to test it? Oh, fuck. Yeah, yes, yes. Yeah, keep that pussy. Oh my god. Oh my god, you're such a lovely fucking girl. Oh my god, you're really fucking cute. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're such a good girl, please take off both of these. Oh my god. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh, you make my pussy so fucking good. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Fuck, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, let me taste my fucking pussy. Oh, you taste so good. Oh, yes. Oh my god, you're fucking in shape today. Oh my god, you're taking this guy so well. Yes, yes, good girl. Yes, yes, look at his eyes. Oh my god, he's such a pretty looking fuck. Oh my god. See, she's so pretty, but you found her. I'm gonna look into your eyes, I'm gonna fuck her. Yeah. You found her, look at her. You can see me. It feels so good. Does he tease? Oh my god, you're taking this so well. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Good dog. I love you. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. I love you. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh yeah, we get nice and wet. Mm-hmm. Do you want to take your first spit now? Oh yeah. I'm gonna get it wet. Mm, my butt. Mm, my cute butt. Yeah. Mm, you're so good. Oh, you're pretty. You stretch me out. Oh my god. Why are you so pretty when I take a look? Oh my god, you're so hot. Oh my god, I feel so good. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Fuck. Fuck, yes, you found me. Oh my god, you found me, pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, that feels so good. Does her pussy feel good? How does that pussy feel? Oh my god, it's filling my pussy. Is it stretching you? Oh, yes it is. It's really stretching my pussy. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Keep that cock deep in me. Oh, fuck. Just like that, just like that. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Hang on. Oh my god. Yes, yes. Oh my god, you're so fucking deep. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Keep shaking like a good girl. You're so good. I didn't know you liked it so rough. I love it. So sexy. Oh my god. It's so fucking horrible. Look. Oh, you're so sexy baby. Oh my god. Look. Keep shaking it. Oh my god. Do you want to kiss me? I'm gonna give you a kiss. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Kiss me. Oh fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Kiss me. Oh my god. Now you're the one pleasing us both. It is so fucking good. You have the softest tongue and the softest lips. Oh my goodness, you taste so good. Oh, I think you should have fucking lost your ring on him. Huh? Yeah. Those beautiful eyes. He's a big cock, alright. He's so handsome. Put that big cock back in, please. Yeah. Oh, he just slips in now. I guess he's just beaten up. Yeah, he's dead. He's just a little lost out. Yeah, look at him. Oh, yeah, he's really in there. My feet was nice and wet. Oh, yeah. Good girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you like it when I touch your pussy? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Good girl. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, she has those pretty little feet. Oh, they're so cute. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Her car was so good. It's so fucking cute. Oh, her pussy just takes all of it. Oh, that's a big sweet. Oh, your titties are so pretty. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Yeah, show her your pretty pussy. Oh, good girl. Good girl, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yes, thank you. Yeah, yeah, pat her little pussy. Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck, yes. Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck. Hi, cutie pie. Yeah, look, I'm telling her I love you, love her so much. I do, I love you, big cock and the tiny little pussy. You're so fucking lucky to be able to have it. Thank you so much. Thank you. Fuck. Oh my god. You're the luckiest of them all. You make me take every fucking hit. Oh my god. You're the best. Oh your titties are so fucking cute. Your mouth is so soft. Pretty little nipples. Oh my god. They're so fucking cute. Oh my god. I love your chins so much. Oh my god, that's so fucking good. Oh my god, your pussy is so pretty. Getting good vibes. Oh fuck. Baby girl, it's your turn. Oh my god. Oh, I'm just glad we picked that sex for you. Oh my god. Oh, you did so good. I can suck this car. Yeah, you're a nice little guy. God, I love your clothes. So cute. Oh my god, so is yours. Oh my god. He's so cute. Yeah, take the hand off. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck, he feels so good. Oh yes, yes. Oh my god, he's so fucking deep. Oh, look at these cute little faces. Oh yes, I love him so much. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, he's so pretty. He's the cutest little kid. Yes, baby, yes, baby, yes. Oh, Frank. Oh my god, your mouth feels so good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, Frank. Oh my god. Yes, yes, keep that going. Keep that heart working. Come on, baby. Yeah. Frank. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, Frank, it's on the wings. Oh, where'd it go? Oh my god, it's gone. Oh god, your cheek is so good. Oh my god, you're making me so wet. There's more. Yes, yes, yes. Frank. Oh my god. Frank, oh my god. It feels so fucking good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, fuck yes. Yes, yes, look at my titties. Oh my god. You're so wet. Frank, I know. I feel so good. You're so sexy. My cock looks so good inside of this. I can take it. Oh my god. He's gonna taste so good. Oh my god, I can't wait to have this fucking big load. Oh my god. This is literally throbbing. Oh my god. I'm taking it so good, baby. So good. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Yes, yes, I'm gonna be a toss. Oh my god. I'm gonna be a toss. Yes, yes, yes, I'm gonna be a toss. Oh my god. Yeah. Fuck, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Yeah, yes. Oh my god. Oh, why do you sound so sexy? Oh my god, I'm gonna be a toss. He's so cute. He's so good. He feels so good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Fuck! Oh my god. He's a little pussy. Oh my god. Fuck, you've made us cry so much. I want your cup. Please give us your cup. I love you, Claire. Yes, please. I'm thirsty. Please give us your cup. I'm gonna taste it so bad. Please. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, give us that little taste. I'm about to run out of syrup. Yes, yes, you do. So yummy. Wow. Let me get every last drop out of there. Oh, yes. That was a workout. I'll say. I guess it really wasn't a rumor. I wasn't lying. No kidding. Emma was not joking. Your tic is a monster. I know. And I fucking love it. It's so good. I think I might know a few more girls that we should bring over. Say no more. I agree. Okay. We're going to send this tic to all of them. They will all know. And they will be knocking down your door. And sent. Yay! Thank you so much. Best tic ever. Best friends forever. 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