The Art of the Deal - Prologue

banner we now 추 methane has been rigged I wonder how the keebie and Gases but wer hes forced me to look into a hair I kind of, I have time Excuse me, how do you think you're doing? We're using them five minutes, so you'd better get that new installation up immediately. And what are you doing with your banana? That's a pizza bar, you know. You have to keep them in a cool temperature room, okay? You do not eat them. Stop eating it! I'm just not filling the hell out of my area. It's a pizza bar, okay? Come on. You're debannuing the work of art here. This is worth $120,000, so you'd better get that new pizza bar up there, okay? No I need a whole fun filling with a banana and stop eating it. Chop chop come on. I can't have the general public coming in here. Thank you. Easy, you're a comedian. Honestly, what are we paying for? I've got a spoon. Are you asking me to choose one? So put a nice green one up there. Yeah, exactly if you found it, please. Look, darling. How are you? No, it's fine. Yes. Look, darling, I don't keep finished, okay? Just get yourself out of here. Okay, okay. Look, darling. How are you? No, it's fine. Yes. Look, darling, I don't keep finished, okay? Just get yourself out of here. Oh, okay. Ready? Yes, good to go. Go do. Yes, off you go. Oh, I have this message from my boss. A wealthy art dealer is coming here to go pick the comedian. Oh my god, I have to make sure that it looks pretty good. Is it still coming today? Okay, yes. Hey, how you doing? Hello Hi, are you next to our barbara? That's me Great, and welcome to our barbara, we're so excited to have you here That's an interesting scribble you have there It's my spiggles, I hate to dress up. That looks like my five years old daughter dotted there. That's actually one of our most expensive works to buy in the gallery. Ugh. I can't... You're not into abstract art. And what's that? This is our newest piece. It actually got the watch for the comedian. Am I a joke to you? What do you mean? Like the comedian? Are you taking the piss on me? No, it's really called the comedian. Are you a fucking comedian? Oh my god. So what's this? This is... it was affectionately named a comedian after the artist. I'm actually yet to look into why it's called the comedian. But it's actually a very expensive piece of art, you know, it's valued at $120,000. What? And we've actually had quite a few people come to look at it, and they've all been rather impressed. So I must say, I think you're judging with people writing the record. Am I wrong if I just see a fucking banana with duct tape? It's not just a banana with duct tape. And you see there's a very deep meaning behind the medium that transcends our mortal understanding. So, you know, I know it looks like a banana, but you need to look beyond the banana. It's not just a piece of fruit, you know. How does it even work? Is this going to be ripe and, you know, falling from the wall in too many days? Actually, we have here all of the instructions with the Titta of Authenticity from the artist and essentially if you're by this what you must do is replace banana every time what is this a joke depending on how fast banana ripens which may depend on the temperature of your phone and other factors so I'm just spending 100k over 100k just to buy a fucking paperwork no and to have the privilege to change the banana every day it's not just you need to be loving bananas if you buy this, right? you have to eat one every day basically do you eat bananas every day? of course I do I'm not sure about this I know, I think you're just in the case to you at first I felt similar to you but after I spent a good few hours with the banana admiring the comedian I, it suddenly just touched my soul you know it's a very special would you do a little demonstration for me excuse me? you say you're into the banana thing well you know I don't know if I should I don't touch the piece, it's just the place it's morning. Exactly, yeah, you change it every day, so what's the big deal? I'm sure you have loads of bananas ready. Yeah, you have the best bananas. And do you know what to do? There's many old stuff, get these bananas, you know. I'm not sure I should take off the work, but I think... I mean, there's not really anyone else here. You want to deal or not? I won't need to be convinced. This is really a joke. I'm in an art gallery or a grocery store here. I don't get it. Well, you know, if I just do that hair, could I just throw a few bananas, you know? Oh, you do like your bananas? Mm-hmm. Do you like bananas, you guys? I don't know. You want to make me try? What was your job before coming here? I think you have some hidden skills Maybe you should try to be an honor Or should I? Maybe I guess. That's not bad. It's a good banana. I think I can do a better effort, to be honest. still 120k i don't know what you can do for me so how do you think you can convince me well i'm sweating to something this is the weirdest start deal of my life I do like that yeah like you're Wow were you hired to make this stupid deal more acceptable? No, I'm a very professional baby, however I do really accept my food so you know, yeah I'm good at you I wasn't prepared for this. You are? Maybe I can do something for you down here. What do you think? You are very much into bananas, I see. I am into bananas. And I'm sure you've got another fresh one in your pants for me. As long as nobody comes in wants to do this, hopefully I won't get any trouble. Hmm, okay. How much nice banana than one on the wall! You think it's worth more than that piece of art? Well, I would say I need to comment on that. That is nice. Oh I see that the mouth is very nice and very forming. Ah, hmm. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, hmm. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, ah. Ah. Mm, oh, no. It hurts your breath. off what do you think do you feel more convinced now I think you can make a little bit more effort. It's a lot of money, 120K. What's your commission of that? I think I can sweat a little more for it. 7. 8. 10. 11. 12. 13. Just a bit moreㄋ specimens ofbok, but we are still not alone. In the case you want to actually get some of the guys managed to cover up. As beado, yes. I think such and Archana is ongoing. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yes. I do, yes. Yes. Oh, that's good, yes. That's good, yes. I'm starting to feel this deal. Yes. It's done to be very much better. Yes. Oh, look. Oh. oh fuck yes oh that's fucking good oh fuck yes oh yes yes yes yes Like this fucking banana? Yeah, you think it's better than that shit on the wall? Yeah? This is worth 120k. Not that shit, that rip-off scam you're trying to sell me. Get up. Oh, you're gonna earn that fucking deal now. Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck. Fucking earn your commission. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Thank you. Help me. I can't push around. Oh my God. Ow! Oh, my God. No! Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, wait that. oh yes oh yeah Aaaah! Phoenix!! Maybe we can find a seat.