Tegan Trex - Stretched in the Gate of Baldurs

Uh, uh, Tav, darling, my beloved, my, my hero, my, um, so I un-, I understand that, uh, I like books. I'm sure beyond my, uh, eloquent babbling, you've, you've, you've noticed the, the verbosity with which I talk. I'm not sure though, beloved Tav, that Fifty Shades of Chicken was what you were going for? Well, I am de plis. Mr. Forbid, I turned down a challenge. I wanted to be the god of ambition. So I can handle your request. But perhaps we should look through, find a recipe together. I mean, let's just see what we're given. There is chicken erotica. My love, you have very interesting choices. I'll have to put you in hand with it. A real erotica done by Charest. But, popped cherry pullets, extra virgin breasts. Okay, please don't stop chicken, jerked around chicken. My love, I don't know what thoughts you have of me, but... I am not quite this debaucherous. You know, I prefer all of my experiences of the mind. But, okay, alright, alright, perhaps, perhaps, oh god, oh god, cock all vein, oh god, flattered breasts, oh god, okay, so it just gets worse. You know what? Not, not that one. Alright, here, here are this I can do. So my love, I'm suggesting perhaps we have some steamy white meat. if it's too white for you, I can cover it in a wonderful Hondurasauce. Yes? Well, so... So, this book, as enlightening as it has been, may or may not have had some accidental side effects. Yeah. What do you mean? Well, you did give me a cooking book based off of the bondage of chicken. And now I fear, quite rightly so, that, um, well, this might have awakened something in me, my love. And now I fear, quite rightly so, that, well, this might have awakened something in me, my love. We're gonna, we're gonna, I'm gonna have to pray to Mr. Later. We're going to, I'm going to have to pray to Mr. Later. Okay, so being that I trust you with my entire being and my entire heart, truly you would not leave me in such a state, correct? No no no, you would never. So, um, I feel the continued need to impress you though. So, uh, I think I'm going, I'm going to show you something and you'll have, you'll have So, uh, I think I'm going, I'm going to show you something and you'll have, you'll have to be nice because this is a deep and intimate moment of, to be nice because this is a deep and intimate moment of, well, quite frankly, debauchery well, quite frankly, debauchery that I don't like to necessarily talk about. that I don't like to necessarily talk about. And, well, there are interesting cantrips for such lonely, solo, intimacy-based matters. And, well, there are interesting cantrips for such lonely solo intimacy-based matters. And it is a creative use of Mage Hand, perhaps. And perhaps I will give you a show before dinner, yes? You know what? Just give me a second. Eroticus Fisticur. Okay, it's an augmented cantrip. It normally is telekinetic. Ah, but this is, um, okay, so it's a Charest adapted cantrip that makes it a fisting hat. Look, I told you to, I could, you said I could trust you with my darkest secrets. You meant that, right? You swore. After we defeated the Netherbrane, you swore. Anyway, so there's a few things we can do with this, obviously. But when I get rather bored, I put that in my hole. Well, anyway, look, you started this. You gave me the weird chicken erotica book. But, because I believe in doing a proper show, I am not going to just slam my hole full. We will, of course, like a proper seductive person. Look, you know I'm a sapiosexual. I've only had like two fists and two dicks in that whole tops. Okay, most of my... Wow. Anyway. So. If you don't mind looking at these rather prodigious breasts, as they were. I know I hide a lot under the robe but... Just look at these. Ignore the orb. I know. I know it's a tattoo of my ex, okay? Just ignore it. We'll take care of that eventually, but uh, you're really here for these. Look at them though. You know they get your dick hard, huh? Look, we both know it was my prodigious power is why we ended up together. And I read all those sex books. Lots, lots and lots of the sex books. Come on now, I don't always get to show you what's under the robe. under the robe. I don't know if the augmented mage hand will fit. That's part of the excitement, Eno is seeing. Well, what do you think? I don't know if it'll fit. You know, if, um, if you enjoy this, there are eventually other things I could summon. Right, that's a little overboard, I'm sure. So, Let's see if I can be a proper wizard, a proper magician and make something disappear. We'll see. Well, sometimes I like to be a girl, okay? Look, sometimes I like to be a girl, okay? I just... I like the lace. It makes me feel sexy, okay? At work. Okay? Don't get jealous. I see... The only one who's seeing anything is Lazo. So, first a small demonstration of how far we can go. Oh dear. Well, at least it's smaller than my hand. Look, I have to loop it up a little bit, okay? I am clearly a beginner in this. I don't know how they do this at the chrises, Chris. You know what? I think I'm fine not being that skilled there. That is not my calling. Let's try it in a different hole. Tav, my love, I think my nerdy hole might be a tad inexperienced for something like this. Uh, uh, well, you know, oh, that's, it's, it's so, it's so big. Uh, uh, surely you don't mind giving? Well, I guess I can't say a hand. I already did that, huh? Uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh. You said you wouldn't judge. You said you wouldn't care what I do when I'm in alone time or how much I like to try to stretch my thick. My thick. See, I'm even talking stupid. Trying to stretch this hole open. when I'm alone haha I haven't been with many people so I I you know I try to learn new things oh I think the spell miscast Look how big it is compared to my hole. Don't touch me, okay? I didn't know how big it was gonna be. I've only had other people cast this on me. a little bit more help right a little bit for help egy Let's try again. Let's try again. Odd magical reverbs in here. Oh god. Odd magical reverbs in here. Oh god. uh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Tyler are you watching? Are you watching? Don't leave me alone. Struck you with me. Stroke it with me. Struck your cock with me. Stroke your cock with me. See? yeah See? Uh huh huh huh. Tsk noses spirits. chu me Tab, I think I'm ovulating. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Tab, I think I'm ovulating. I think I'm going to need a nap before I make your erotic chicken. I think I'm gonna need a nap before I make your erotic chicken. Thank you.