Sweet Saint Pat's Day

Hi Rumi! I just got back from the store. Top of the morning to ya! I'm just kidding. Not really though. What the fuck is this? You know I'm gonna pinch you because you're not wearing green. I told you. No basketball today. You promised me. St. Patrick's Day is my favorite holiday. And you promised me. I know all the bars are closed. Covid. So... We're gonna try to make the best of this. You promised me. Okay? So, let me just show you what I bought. Oooh! Patches O'Hoolihan. You know, if you can dodge a gnome, you can dodge a dodgeball. What the f***? Oooh! Look at this! This is for me though. Sorry. You could've had your own, but you're being a poop today. How do I look? Do I look like a leprechaun? Hehe. Okay, let's see what else do I have in here. Oooh! Hmm? Bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum. Hehe. What else? Let's see. Oh yeah, I got two of these. So you don't have to be so jealous. I got one for you too. Bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum, bah-dum. Oooh. Since I f***ing knew you were gonna be a poop and not wear green, I got you something. Ready? Aaaaah! Look at how cute it is! Aargh. And you're gonna f***ing wear it. Because you promised me that today is my day. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna go around the couch and I'm gonna tell you all of my crazy stories from St. Patrick's Day. Look! Hehehehe. Oh my gosh, it looks so amazing on you! Oh my gosh, I was worried I didn't get the right size, but this looks fucking perfect on you. Hehehe. Ooh, these are really strong by the way. Look at this! I fucking love it. Oh my gosh. Hehehehe. Oh, yes! Stories! We were gonna talk about some stories, right? You ready to hear my St. Paddy's Day stories? Okay. So I hope you don't think less of me after I tell you this. Maybe I don't really care. Anyway. So. About three years ago, I was part of a Santa Monica pub crawl. And, oh my gosh, it was so crazy. There was so many people there. And at the one pub we went to, there was a group of these really hot Scottish dudes. Right? They looked like the guys in Bridgerton. Yeah, they were fucking smoking. And they were wearing the kilts. And I walked over to the one, and they started flirting with me, whatever. And I asked them if they were wearing any underwear. And they said, well, why don't you find out? It's like in the middle of a fucking crowded bar, right? But me being the asshole that I am, I decided to go and find out. And it was amazing. So naturally, I couldn't pass up that opportunity. Their dicks were like this big. It was insane. So I was headed home, and I was standing outside for a car. I called a car. And then all of a sudden, they come out. And they're like, well, where are you going? I said, well, I'm going to the next place. And they said, well, why don't you come with us? I'm like, uh, there's three of them? Well, fuck yeah, I'm going with you guys. So we get in the car together, and we're all squished into the backseat, right? And the driver doesn't even notice. I fucking pull their dicks out, and I'm sucking them right in the car. It was insane. I totally thought we were going to get kicked out. So we get to their apartment, right? And I'm just like so into this, right? I just get into, like, my dick zone, right? They're all, I know, I knew you were going to laugh. They're all just tossing me around. And then I told them to go into my ass, because one guy was a little bit too big for my pussy, so I just put it in my ass. They bent me over the counter, and they stuck it in my ass. And actually I couldn't just say that one of them was going to go in my ass. Of course they all wanted to go in my ass after that. So they essentially ran a train on me, and they all fucking came in my ass. It was so hot. I feel like such a slut for raw-dogging these strangers. So there was this other fucking time. This was St. Patrick's Day about four years ago. I met this really hot Korean model. He was fucking gorgeous. He was like six-pack, cum-gutters, everything. So we decided to go into the bathroom. It was one of those smaller bathrooms that just has one stall and then the sink. We're in the stall, and we're fucking. They're of course raw-dogging, and he pushes me up. He pushes me up against the side of the fucking stall. We knock, I shit you not, we knock this whole stall down. It smashes into the sink, garbage is everywhere. The bouncer comes fucking running in. Of course we got kicked out, but yeah, he totally bent me over. It was really hot. So we leave the bar because we got kicked out, right? Whatever. We go over to this place. It's like a Cuban coffee place or whatever, and there's picnic tables out there and shit. It's dark, there's nobody around. He bends me over one of the picnic tables and just starts fucking me. We're all talking right there. There was a bunch of people walking by and I could see them looking at us like, what the fuck are they doing? But I didn't care. I realized that there were security cameras later. But it was a really fun time and he cream-patted me and it was really fucking awesome. So then after that, I bumped into this guy. We were passing each other in the street and it was super late. He was one of the only people out there but I was just stumbling all over the place. And he just makes eye contact with me. And I can see him and I'm like, oh my god, this guy is so fucking hot. And he asked me, what are you up to tonight? What are you doing tonight? And I said, well hopefully you. And so he grabs my hand and he says, okay. And we walk back to my place and oh my god, I let him do things to me that I let nobody else do. Let's just say that my ass was bruised. I let him fuck both my holes. And he came multiple times. He came in my mouth and he came in my pussy. Every time I fucking think about him I get a fucking lady boner. I'm like so fucking wet, like gushing just thinking about it. You stay here. Why don't I show you my whole outfit? Here we go. What do you think? Green bra? Oops. Just because we have to stay in this year doesn't mean that we can't make new stories. Right? Hehe. I'm getting harder. It looks maybe like you want to be part of one of these stories, don't you? Well, since you wore the cat shirt for me, let's get you out of these clothes. Oh, look at how hard you are. You know, since you became my roomie, I've been thinking about this moment for a very long time. You know I've always wanted you. Looks like you've always wanted me too. Mmm, such a delicious body. I love, so cut. Love these abs. You're not wearing green. You got a little harder when I did that, didn't you? I want to feel you in me. You know, this is going to be your St. Paddy's Day story. And you're never going to forget it. Oh my God. You pushed that cup right into my mouth. Oh my gosh, you're so excited. Oh, you're very sensitive. I'll be careful with you. Maybe a little bit of edging is in order here. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is so much fun. This might be the best St. Paddy's Day ever so far. Shh. Looks like you're getting quite excited there. Mmm. Don't worry. I'll let you rest for a second. Don't you want to see what's under this outfit? Hey. Shhh. Mm-hmm. Shhh. Mm-hmm. How do you like that big fat booty? Oh, fuck yeah. I know you want to touch it. Go ahead. Don't be shy. Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Look at that balance. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, I love when you squeeze that ass like that. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Mmm-hmm. Oh, you like that big little bubble butt. Oh, fuck. Yes, smack that ass. Oh, yes. You want that ass? You like it? You want that ass? You like it, don't you? You play your cards right. You might just get an experience you'll never forget. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I love it when you use your hands like that. Mmm-hmm. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. Mmm-hmm. So much for you to play with. Yeah. Spread those fucking cheeks for me. Yeah. Oh, let me touch that booty. Oh my gosh. Oh, you like that tease, don't you? I think I'll keep it on. I like that big brush. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. I like it when you fuck my clit like that. Those pussy lips just devouring you. Oh, my God. You thought I was gonna do it that time, didn't you? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you're so fucking deep and so fucking hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, you're so fucking sexy. Oh, yes. Maybe it's a good thing that we couldn't go out this year. Look at how creamy that fucking pussy is. You got me really excited. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, you're so fucking deep. Oh, God. Oh, you hit the right fucking spot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, fuck me back. Oh, my God. Yeah, split my fucking pussy wide open. Oh, you give me such a good stretch. Such a deep fucking stretch. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at you shaking. You love it so much, don't you? Oh, my God. Oh, you hear that? It's so fucking wet, I am. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Pull yourself into me. So deep. Just like that. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, you make that pussy feel so good. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, pull me in deep. Pull me into you so deep. Yeah. Oh, God. I can feel you in my guts. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm fucking crushing. We're not done yet. Oh, fuck. Now I want to feel you in my ass. Now I want you in my ass. And I'm ready for it. Oh yeah. You like that tea? Oh yes. Oh my god. Oh, you feel so good in that ass. Have that, have it. Slap it. Slap it again, harder. Oh yes. Oh, do you feel how deep you are in that ass? Oh yes. Oh, fuck. Yes, you feel so good inside of me. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Ooh, my queen, that ass is just swallowing you. Oh yes. Oh, my queen, that ass is just swallowing you. Oh, fuck. Yes, slap it, slap it. Oh, slap it again. Yeah. Ooh, my god. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my god. Oh, yes. Just a little bit more. I got a little fat. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, squeeze the ass. You like the inside of me? Yeah. Oh, yes. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Yeah, feel that. You feel me stretching for you? Yeah, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Just like that. Yes, yes. Holy fuck. Oh, my God. I hate fucking dust. Oh, fuck. I can't do this. Oh, fuck. Come over here and fuck me some more. Look who finally came out of his shell. I bet you haven't even thought about basketball even one time. Maybe I'll turn you into a St. Patty's Day fan after all. It's fun to celebrate isn't it? Letting your inner slut out. I loved feeling you deep in my holes. I'm gonna take it. Oh yeah. I love feeling you slide in between those big tits. Oh my god you make me so fucking dick drunk. Oh yes. Mmhmm. I can be your little leprechaun today. Mmhmm. Pfft. Oh fuck. Mmhmm. I'm a chisel at a stone. Oh god. Mmhmm. Oh, this is so much better than a pub crawl. Mmhmm. Pfft. Oh yes. Mmhmm. Ahaha. Oh yeah. Fuck those tits. Mmhmm. You wanna be in my holes again, don't you? Yeah. Mm, good, cause that ass is craving you. Mmhmm. Mm, yeah. Oh, yeah, stick it in. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, it feels so fucking good. Yeah. Mm, fuck. Oh, yeah, it's not bad. It's a little bit harder. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I know, feeling that big ass up on your butt. Oh, fuck. I think we're being watched. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Look how open this ass is. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. That feeling is sliding right in. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Let's look at that cape. Look at that cape. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Mm, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah, I got those big-ass cheeks. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, my ass feels so fucking full. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. I think I'm gonna come and keep going. Keep going. Oh, yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh, my God, fuck! Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Holy fuck. happy St. Patrick's Day, you too. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, oh, my God. This is so fucking good. Mm, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah. Harder. I'm gonna fuck this up. Yeah, I wanna feel that cock in me. Now you're gonna be teasing me. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't talk. I can't talk. Oh, my God. Oh, it feels so fucking good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's nice and deep. Yeah. Oh, I can't. Fucking hard cock. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Mm, yeah. Like that big, squishy ass. I want you to ride me like a fucking saddle. Yeah. Oh, oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Right there, right there. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, my God. I feel so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Fuck that ass. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. You know, I want you to come in my ass. I want you to come deep, deep in my ass. Oh, my God. You're so fucking hard. Mm. Yes. Fuck. You gotta feel so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pump that dick deep in me. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. You're so deep in that ass. Holy fuck. Oh, my God. You're giving me fucking goosebumps. Oh, my God. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, holy shit. Oh, this is the best Beat It, Patrick's Day ever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yes. Open for you. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. that cock feels so good inside the ass. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Holy fuck. Oh, God. Let me come. Oh, fuck. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, my God. Ah. Yes. Mm. Mm. Oh, yeah. Just like that. Fuck that ass. Yeah. Give me that hard fucking cock. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah. Oh, that hard cock makes that ass cum so much. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Yes, good to me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know I want that crepe pie, don't you? I want you to fill me up. Oh, really, please. I want you to give me the one thing I want this St. Paddy's Day. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. You're so fucking hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck. Give me that. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I can feel you filling me up. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That is so much calm. I think you're going to remember this St. Patty's Day forever. Now you're going to have stories to tell. My goodness. That was so much fucking fun. Oh. You fuck me so good. I don't know how long it's been since somebody fucked me like that. Thank you so much. I got myself a new St. Patrick's Day story. Definitely one of the best. And now you have a good one. And now you have a good one, too. So now it's just you and me. We can just hang out. Chill. Maybe order some food. Just the two of us. Yeah. Oh, I almost forgot. I guess it'll be just the three of us. Mr. O'Leary says he enjoyed watching. Boop. That was so much fun. I think we should stay until we see Patty's face from now on. You're not angry. You're not.