Some ASSembly Required

Okay, so it says this part goes with this one, and this part goes in there? What? This makes no sense. God. What? These instructions are just so confusing. They make no sense. Okay, maybe it's this piece? And that might go there? I just... no? God, I can't make any sense of these instructions. I swear, whoever wrote this must be just crazy or blind or I don't even know, because there is no way that those parts make that shelf. I mean, just trying to read it, it doesn't really make any sense. Like they skip a step it looks like, I just... I give up. I give up. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, do you think you could build it for me? You're way better at this stuff than I am, and you know, maybe it would get done a little faster if, you know, someone who knows what they were doing gave it a shot. I mean, I'd do literally anything if you helped me put it together. Yeah, anything. What? You mean like... You mean like you want me to fuck you? I mean... This is really complicated to put together. I guess I would kind of owe you one if you did it. This seems kind of crazy, doesn't it? But I'm really desperate and I really need this furniture to get together. So, if I give you my pussy, you'll build that shelf for me? Alright. Fine. If you say so. Because I really, really, really need this piece of furniture put together. Well, it's a really hard task. So, I'd be happy to reward you any way you like. Why don't I start by getting that cock out, getting you nice and fucking hard, and wrapping my wet lips around your shaft. How does that sound, baby? You want me to put my mouth on that cock? Alright, I can't take it anymore. Let's do this. Mmm. Mmm. Oh, it's so good. Oh yeah, I'm gonna put it on. Yeah, let's get that cock nice and looped up. Let's get these pants a little lower too. Yeah, put them out of the way. Fuck you. I love feeling that cock get nice and hard for me. Oh my god, just throbbing in my hand. Pfft. Pfft. Mmm. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Mmm. Pfft. Brrp-brrp-brrp. Brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp. Brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp. Ahchoo! Aww. Pffft. Pfft. Oooh. Brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp. Pfft. Brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp-brrp. Mwah! Pffft. Oh yeah. Oh, fuck. Look how fucking hard you are for me. Fucking loving. Oh yeah. Pffft. Keep you nice and lubed up. Fuck yeah. Pfft. Pffft. Pffft.. Ridiculous screaming. Ridiculous screaming Pfft. Oh, fuck. That cock is so good. Oh, I just love having it in my mouth, baby. Mmmm. Oh, look at these big juicy titties. Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Like how they feel wrapped around your cock, baby? Oh yeah. I bet you want to see what's under these little shorts too, huh? These little short shorts. I'm going to pull this down for you, baby. I love that ass little tattoo. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, I'm going to see what's under here. Oh, fuck. Little red pantyhose. So cute for you. Oh, God, I like that. It's a good deal, isn't it? I'm going to get this all the way down. Fuck. You know, sucking your cock makes my pussy so wet. You want to taste it? You want to taste this little pussy of my fingers? Yeah, you want to taste this little pussy? You need to lick it all off, baby. Oh, fuck. Now why don't you come on this bed? You're my pussy. Oh, babe. I want you to eat this little pussy. I'm so fucking ready for you. You make me so happy. Oh, yeah. Mmm. I just want to feel that tongue on my clit. Oh, yeah. Mmm. I like how it's in the back, too. Mmm. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for you to eat my elbows. Oh, fuck. Mmm. What if I just lower this little pussy? Put it right on your face, just like that. Oh, fuck, yeah, put that tongue on there. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Yes, yes, yes. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, like that little pussy, baby. Oh, feels so good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, just like that. Just like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Mmm, like that little homie. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, it's so good. Yeah. Oh, baby, fuck. Mmm, yeah. Oh, yeah, spill over that pussy. Fuck, you make me so wet. Mmm, yeah, baby, feels so good. Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, fuck. Mmm, yeah, spread those arms up and like a baby's leg. Mmm, oh. Oh, yeah, just like that. Fuck. Oh, God, it's so good. Mmm, oh. Oh, yeah. Mmm, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, bye. Oh, yeah, just like that, baby, fuck. Oh, oh. Oh, my God, fuck. God, your mouth feels so fucking good. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, fuck. Oh, my God. Mmm, bye. Yes, yes, yes, yes, just like that. Oh, God, that little pussy, that little pussy, just like that. Mmm, yes. Oh, my God, fuck, it feels so good. Oh, it feels all done, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, please don't stop. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, God, baby, just let me hang out here. Let me fucking come. Oh, God, yes. Fuck, fuck. Oh, my God, don't stop. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, let me fucking come, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, baby. Fuck. Oh, my God, wow. That was amazing. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, that was so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Fuck, look at this heart of fucking cock. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. I did promise you my pussy. So I guess I better uphold my end of the deal, too, huh? Why don't I climb on top? And you can use these pretty little holes. Make my pussy so fucking wet. Feel how tight and wet my pussy is wrapped around your cock. So what do you think, baby? Mm. Are you ready to be inside me? And then build that shelf? Oh, yeah. This piece is tight. Gotta lube it up. Oh, look. Mm. I'm gonna start by giving you that astheo. Mm. Yeah. I'm gonna lube that cock up. Yeah, just like that. Mm. Yeah. Oh, it's gonna go right inside, baby. Oh, God. Oh, fuck yeah. Put your hands all over my ass, baby. Feels so good. Yes, just like that. Just like that. Oh, yeah. Mm. I love the way your hands feel on my ass. Oh, yes. Make it again like that. Just like that. Oh, I love that. I know I love that. Oh, yes, baby, yes. Oh, God, it feels so good on my tail. Oh, wow. Oh, God, that cock is so good. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah, rub my ass like this little pussy, baby. Let this little pussy convince you to put that furniture together for me. Oh, yeah. Oh, just like that, just like that. Yeah, God, those hands feel fucking good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. This cock is so fucking big and hard. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck, just like that. Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, it's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Yeah, that cock is so fucking good, baby. Oh, my God. Mm, yeah, fuck. Just like that, baby, just like that. Oh, yeah. Work that little pussy. Fucking work that little pussy. Yeah. Oh, work that little pussy. Oh, yeah. Stretch that tight little pussy out. Oh, my God. Stretch me the fuck out. God, it's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Just take that. Oh, my God. Just take that. Fuck, yeah. God, it's fucking deep. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby, fuck, it's so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, fuck, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, God. I can't believe this is all I had to do to get that chef. All I had to do was take some caulk and put together my furniture. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, baby. I know you've got a really good view of my backside. I want to give you a new view. Let's see how you do with my titties and my face. Oh yeah. Oh, fuck. First, let me taste that pussy off your cock. Now, baby, you want to watch these titties bounce while you fuck me? Fuck. Let me put this cock back inside my little pussy. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, god, yeah. Oh, yeah. You like having those titties bouncing in your face, baby? You like that, don't you? Yeah, watch these titties bounce, will I? Fuck you. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah, babe. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, God. That cock feels so fucking good inside of me. Oh, it feels so good in my pussy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you look like you're enjoying yourself, baby. Does that pussy feel good? Don't let me drain you too much, though. You still have to build that thing for me. Keep a little energy for that. Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, give these titties a squeeze, baby. I want you to feel them. Yeah. Nice and soft. And big they are on your hands. Mm, that's it. My nipples are really sensitive. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let those titties bounce in your face, baby. Bounce in your face. Yeah. Just like that. Yeah, you like that, baby? Oh, that's fat. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, that baby. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. Fat. Mm, baby. Your cock is so fucking good. But now, mm, I want you to fuck me. Just like this. Flip me over. Time to get this pussy. Mm, fuck yeah, babe. Oh, I wanna feel you pound me from behind. In these tight little holes. Mm, yeah, put it in my little pussy, baby. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, babe. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, I couldn't make that peg fit in the furniture, but I sure can make you fit in my little hole, huh? Oh, yes, yes, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. That little hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, God. Yeah. You keep fucking me hard like that. You're gonna need to build me a new bed, too. Oh, yeah. Give it to me, baby. Give it to me. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah, I'm playing with those titties, baby. Fuck, I love that. Mm, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I'm working on that cock for you, baby. Fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That is so big. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. This is so much better than building that shelf. Oh, yeah. Yeah, put that tool right in my little hole. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yes, baby, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, it feels so fucking good. Oh, oh. Ah, yes. Oh, my God, yeah, my man's fine. Oh, yeah. Yes, it'll be good. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, the pussy is nice and stretched out for you now. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, the pussy is nice and stretched out for you now. Fuck, I want to tease my pussy on that cock. Fuck, it's so delicious. Now I want you to flip me on my back and look in my eyes while you fuck me. Yeah, put that cock back in. Fuck, yes. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, that feels so fucking good, baby. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, fill that little pussy up. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, you feel so good. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Mm, don't forget to save a little energy. Let me finish that shelf. Mm, yes, yes, yes, fuck. Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, this feels so good. Mm, I'm glad those instructions were so confusing. Worked out, didn't it? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes, baby, yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck, baby, yes, just like that, just like that. God, it's so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yeah, baby. Oh, my God, that cock, yes. Stretching me the fuck out. Mm, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes, yes, baby, yes. Mm, yeah, yeah. Mm, come grab my teddy, baby. Mm, yeah. Yeah, just like that, grab those teddies. Yeah. Mm, yeah. Mm, I love when you fucking put your hands on me like that. Mm, yes, baby. Oh, yeah. Mm, it feels so fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, baby, that cock feels so good. Oh, fuck. I feel it fucking throbbing inside me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get that tight, nice and looped up. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This is such a fucking tight grip on your cock. Oh, my God. Oh, I can feel it throbbing inside me. Are you building up a nice, big load for me, baby? I'm gonna drain your balls. And then you're gonna finish my little project. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Oh, I can't wait for that load, baby. I can't wait to see just how much you love me inside my pussy. Oh, my God. So good. Yeah. Yeah, work that load up, baby. Work it up nice and big for me. Oh, fuck. Oh, God, it's so good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Play with those titties, baby. You're like watching a movie. Fuck me. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah, baby. It's so fucking good. Oh, you make that pussy so fucking hot. Yeah. Oh, fuck you. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Fuck, babe. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, you give me all that fucking cum. I want every last fucking drop. Yeah. Every last drop of that fucking cum. Yeah. Oh, yeah, give me that cum, baby, fuck. Oh, cover me, yes. Fucking cover my body in that cum. fuck. Fuck, yeah. Every last drop. Fuck. Looks like I drained you, didn't I? So what do you think? Is that pussy good enough to warrant building me that furniture? Mm. Looks like it was to me. Why don't we hit the showers? And then we'll finish that shelf.