Sharing Outrageous Sex Stories Before You Creampie Me

um hi guys it's ivy ireland here and today i brought a few outfits and i'm just gonna do a little try on haul to show you the fits i was just talking about um if you know me and you know my content than you anyways hold on first of all look at this cute blue metallic bathing suit i'm going for like stripper vibes today so i thought colorful and then a fishnet and we have an abundance of things to try on um and so if you're new with me then a fun thing about me is i love anal i'm a big anal girl it was my first scene whenever i first got into porn actually it It was an anal scene and strange for me to just dive head deep like that because I never even did anal in my personal life. But it opened a door for me and I really learned to love it. I mean, immediately it was a good one. And I was just talking about it and it reminded me of this amazingly fun journey I went on whenever I made a big mistake about figuring out the boundaries of my anal experiences. let's see how's this look cute anyways so I was out with a guy I was dating and we were next to a Ralph's grocery store and after dinner we decided to go into Ralph's and see if there was anything we could buy there to like play with and we happened to go into the cleaning section the cleaning aisle and one of the first things that I saw was a toilet brush and it piqued interest because the guy I was with was talking about using it on me and I think we didn't have necessarily the same vision or idea on what he meant by using it on me. And so we picked it up and we decided we would go with like different sizes, right? Like work our way up. So we did like a straw cleaner. We did a bottle cleaner. And one other brush. And then we got the toilet brush cleaner. And we took it home. you know we may or may not be under some influences from dinner and our judgment is a little hindered but we got to it and whenever we started I was well lubed and everything but instead of putting the handle of the straw cleaner into my asshole we just went full force and put like the actual straw wire cleaner into my ass and started stretching my ass with that and that was not great but you know what we prefer we prevailed and we went into the brush cleaner next how's that is it cute thank you I like the color so cute so what was the end result of the brush story oh I got um sepsis because we obliterated my asshole with these brushes and I got an infection and I was in the hospital for three weeks And yeah. So your story is actually a cautionary tale. Yeah, be careful. Don't be a... Don't take unnecessary journeys. Don't put a wire brush up your ass. Don't put any kind of brush up your ass, actually. You know, unless you're putting the handle. Be smart. Don't try to impress or, you know, really try to think like you're the one to... Do anything so crazy. So what happened with the boyfriend? Was he in trouble after this incident? No, it was my idea too, you know. He wasn't in trouble. He did, however, help me pay for my medical bills and my bills after because your girl couldn't work for a couple months. I was dead in the water. So he did help me financially with that, so that was nice. But yeah. Just put approved, safe sex toys inside your holes. Oh my God, wait. I can't do it. I think maybe we don't try this one on. It's not so easy to be in and out. But we have plenty of options in any case. It's okay. It's like super tight on the bottom. Let's try on some colors. I'm liking the color vibe today. Let's see what else. I'm trying to blank you guys. I don't know what to talk about. I'm going to guess that that was not your craziest sex story. It is a crazy sex story. You think it wasn't my craziest one? No. All right. Give us something that maybe other people can do. What can other people do that I've done? Don't know. You know what was exciting recently is I just did a scene. Well, maybe I'm not promoting the best things. I did a Tesla scene with like an Uber driver. And afterwards, whenever the guy came and we were getting redressed, we got pulled over for not having our seatbelts on. I don't have good, I have all cautionary tales. I don't have any advice for what you should be doing. Don't follow my lead, guys. So is this a real Uber driver? No. Okay, so this was not an ad for Uber. For Uber? No. No. I like pink. Pink is my... It's my go-to for colored items. Cute. Let's see. I originally got all of these pink outfits for Halloween because I wanted to be a Barbie in a box for Halloween but as I was leaving after we got everything ready and I checked my my cell phone I didn't realize but my my really good friend was also a Barbie in a box I couldn't match her outfit here. Okay, here's our wild card one. I might need help to understand what the heck's going on here. Oh, it's a dress. Maybe a one shoulder? It might be. Let's see. How fun is figuring it out. Figuring it out. Not ripping it through. Here we go. I feel like I'll look nicely tan with this one. The vibrant green. That's something you have to stay on top of in Florida as a talent, well you don't have to stay on top of it, but being a Florida talent and being pale, it's like a... Okay, let's see, I think we're getting there. I got an easy one. How's that? It looks great. It's good. Look at that. I don't think anybody's gonna complain. Was it supposed to be like that? No. Well, the thing is you can have fun with it. You can do anything you want. Oh, wow! Amazing. Okay, this is my newest set from a place I just discovered, Merrimer, and I just wore these bottoms for an EDC outfit in Orlando, and it was really hot. I looked like a BDSM biker girl. Here we are. Whenever I was growing up in Alabama, let's see the smell of leather was like really familiar to me because my grandpa used to make leather pieces and it was right by my house growing up oh never mind i was going to say something um and so sometimes whenever i wear a leather piece it really makes me I feel cozy and like I'm kind of at home. How cute. Good? Mm-hmm. Good. Do one more. One more outfit or. What didn't we try? What did you try on the other pink one? No. Try that one. I might take a second because I have the legs with it, but it doesn't matter. We have time. It's okay. Are any of these touching your eye for the scene? That's good. That's not helpful though. You got a plan. Okay. Actually, we'll make this easy. Let's try the white one. Oh yeah, let me see it. Because we did pink already. Oh, cute. This is cute. Here we go. We end it with me looking a little saint-like. Absolutely. Saint-like is the word that we would choose. That's the one. Oh, this one's comfy. That's definitely a stepping-out dress. It's definitely the one you go to go meet your boyfriend's parents Right. At least in our world, right? I mean, you never know. Wait, what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know. Gut? I'm thinking that you're doing what you do. Looking good. Okay, guys. You can follow me on my handles on Twitter and Instagram. They're both the same. It's Ivy Ireland X. And yeah, come find me. Thanks for hanging out.