Reporting for Duty

♪♪ Oh, goodness. What a day already. Do you have my schedule for me? Oh, wonderful. Okay. Let's see. Okay. Thank you for planning this all out for me. I appreciate it. Okay. So, groceries I have on the list. I've got to pick up the bread, the milk, all that shit. I really do not want to do that today. You know, maybe we can figure out another time for that. I am exhausted already and it's only noon. And the dentist. Oh boy. You know, I think we might have to reschedule that because I'm just really not feeling like it today. And the gym. Did you really have to put the gym on this list? Um, well I've been walking around the house a lot today so I think that kind of counts. I've been from the pool back here back to the pool like four times so I mean I think that kind of counts as like a little bit of a gym workout maybe like a little bit of cardio, right? Okay, the one thing that I did do is I did get my nails done. They look really good, don't they? I mean you are my assistant, you kind of have to say that but I think they look pretty good. So that, check. That we can definitely put a checkmark. Um, did I eat today? Did you feed me? Um, I can't remember. But I think you gave me a little bit of something. Um, or was that yesterday that you fed me? I can't really remember, but maybe we can work that out in a little bit. I think I have an idea of something that you can feed me. Um, okay, so. Tanning. Well, I mean, I've been laying out in the sun a few times today. Um, I mean, I know you are watching me tan a little bit, so I want your opinion. Do I look tan enough? What do you think? Do I look nice and tan? You know, as my assistant, you kind of have to tell me a little bit what I want to hear. Do you think I look nice and good and tan? Yeah? I think I could use a little bit more tanning today. Laying out in the sun is always a good thing. I know that you like to watch because I see you staring at me a lot when I'm laying outside. And I know you can't keep your eyes off of me, so I might have to do a little bit more tanning. Let me write that down, actually. Um, okay. This one's so important. Did I pet some puppies today? Um, you know that I have to do that every single day to keep me happy. Um, but I think that you might have to work on that one later. I can't remember if I did, but I don't think I've pet any puppies yet. Um, so that's something that we need to work on. And, oh yeah, the whole did I eat thing. Um, you know, I think I need some dick. Um, I think that would really help me out since I can't remember if I ate or not. So, I think some dick in my life would do me really well. And I don't see that on the list, but you need to make sure that you write that down next time, okay? That is definitely something that you need to put on my list every single day as my assistant. Because that is something that I need daily. You're cool with that, right? You should be. I mean, I see the way that you're staring at me. I see you watching me while I'm outside, laying in the sun. And I know that you want me just as much. So that is something that as my assistant, you need to give to me. You need to give me whatever I ask for. And if I ask for dick, you need to give that to me. Whatever I ask for, you need to make sure that you give me. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. You like those button lips on you? Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. You wanna see if I have any tan lines? Let me take this off for you. Mmm. I want you to tell me if the sun got me in all the right places. You know I like to tan naked. Yeah, you like those titties in your face? I think the sun got me nice and good today. Ahh, yeah. And you know I like to tan naked. I see you peeking out to me when I'm tanning in the backyard. I know that you always want some. Yeah. I want to keep those titties in your face. Ahh, yeah. I want you to suck on those titties for me. Grab them nice and fucking tight for me. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Put your hands all over those titties. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Right there. Oh, put those nipples in your mouth. Suck on those titties for me. Oh, yeah. Right there, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Take those fucking titties. Put your mouth all over them. Oh, yes. Right there, baby. Oh, yeah. You like those titties in your mouth? Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Oh, yes. Oh, baby, you want to see that, let's see. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know you want that, let's see. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see the way you look at it. Oh, why don't you come over here and be a good assistant and eat this pussy for me? That's what a good assistant would do. Oh, yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's a good boy. That's exactly why I hired you. Oh, lick that pussy just like that. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yes. Give it to me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck me. Oh, baby, that feels so good. Let that pussy nice and slow. Oh, yes. I always knew you could lick pussy good. Oh, yeah. Look at that clit for me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, let me open that pussy up for you. Mm, put your tongue right in there for me. Get it nice and fucking wet. Oh, yes. Mm, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yes, right there, baby. Oh, that's right where I like it. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yes. Like me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, baby, right there. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yes. Oh, is that cock getting nice and fucking hard for me? Oh, I really want it. Are you gonna give it to me? Oh, are you gonna give me that cock, baby? Oh, come on. Bring it up here. Oh, stick it in me, baby. Oh, I want it. Oh, give me that cup. Oh, bring it here, baby. Oh, yes. Bring me that cock, baby. Put it in my hole. Oh, I want you to give me that nice, big, hard cock. Come bring me that cock. Right there. Sigh that cock at me. Yes, baby. Right there. Right there, baby. Yes, it feels so good. Grab me right there. Baby, yes. Give me that cock right there. It feels so good. Oh, yes. Keep that cock in my pussy. Pull it out just like that. Oh, yes. Yeah, put it back in me. Oh, baby, that feels so good. Let me keep that fucking hole open for you. Right there. Right there, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, give it to me right there. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Right there. Give it to me right there, baby. Fuck me right there. That's how I like it. Yeah. Uh-huh. Give me that cock right there. Fuck yes. Oh, God, your cock feels so good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, baby, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Fuck yes. Give me your cock right there, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, keep fucking me right there. Right there is how I like it. Fuck. Right there, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, right there, baby. Fuck me right there. Right there. Oh, nice and slow, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Oh, fuck that pussy. Fuck me right there, baby. Oh, I wanna feel every fucking inch of that cup. Oh, yes. Fuck! Oh, you feel so fucking good. Yes, baby. Oh, right there. Oh, yes. Give me that cup. Oh, fuck. Oh, you feel so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Now I want that cock from behind, baby. Oh, let's slide that in my pussy. Oh, baby. Ah, yes. Oh, give it to me right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, you feel so good. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me just like that. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck me. Yes, baby. Oh, right there. Oh, that's how I fucking like it. Oh, yes. Oh, God, you feel so good. Oh, give it to me. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Right there. Don't stop fucking me. Mm, yes, let that go. Fuck me. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Fuck me right there. Oh, let me feel every fucking inch of that. Oh, oh, yes, yes. Oh, fuck you. Oh, baby, yes. Oh, you feel so good. Oh, I love how you fuck me. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Get that cock nice and fucking wet for you. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, put it back in me. Oh, you feel so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Right there. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Give me that cock. Right back in there. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Fuck me. Fuck me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, I love feeling that cock inside my pussy. Oh, yes. Give me that cock right there. Oh, baby, right there. Give it to me. Oh, yes. Fuck. Oh, you're so much better than my last assistant. Oh, he didn't fuck me this good. I love that you have to take orders from me. Oh, and assist me in any way possible. Oh, you fill up my holes nice and good. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, my God. Oh, your cock is so good. Oh, I love feeling you inside of me. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Fuck me right there. Wait. I didn't eat today, right? I need to taste that fucking cock. Take a seat. Actually, this is your hair. That cock tastes amazing. I mean, like when I suck that fucking cock for you. This is the best meal of the day. If you sit down, then I can get it all the way down my throat. You want to sit down for me? You like when I have my lips wrapped around your cock, baby? This is what I do for good assistants. I make sure that they're happy, too. You like that, baby? You like having your cock down my throat? She's so fucking good. Get it nice and fucking wet. Yeah. Wow. Oh, yes. I love that cock in my mouth. You like sliding your cock down my throat, baby? And do you like feeling my lips wrinkle? And do you like feeling my lips wrapped around your cock-mason tail? Oh, yes. I want to get this cock-mason wet so I can ride this fucking cock. Keep that cock-mason high for me. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Mmm, you like that pussy, baby? Mmm, yeah. Ah, feeling your cock inside of me? Oh, yes. Mmm, right there. Oh, yes. Mmm, right there, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Give it to me right there. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, baby. Fill me up with that fucking cock. Oh, yes. Like it right fucking there. Yes, give me every inch of that cock. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, right there, baby. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Ah, yes. Oh, yes. Right there. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, fuck. Oh, right there, baby. Mm-hmm. Oh, give me that cock. Let me suck that fucking cock. My pussy tastes so good on that cock. I love the way my pussy tastes. Sucking it off of your rock hard cock, baby. Is it sweet? Let me bite that cock. Let me feel you in me again. Oh, yes. Sssssss... Ssss... Uhhhh... Mmmmmuah! Ohh... Ahh... yes! Ohh... Ohh... yes baby! Ahh... Ahh... right there. Mmm... Ohh... Ahh... Yes... Mmm... give me that cock nice and deep in my pussy. Ohh... I wanna feel every inch of you inside of me. Mmm... Ahh... Ohh... Ahh... yes! Mmm... Ahh... Mmm... Ahh... Ohh... yes baby! Right there. Ohh... Mmm... Ohh... yes! Ahh... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Ahh... Ohh... fuck! Ahh... Mmm... yes, yes! Ahh... Yes, yes, yes! Mmm... Ahh... Ohh... Yes! Ohh... fuck, baby, yes! Ahh... Mmm... Yes... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... give me that cock right there... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... yes, yes, yes, yes! Ahh... Mmm... Ohh... yes! Ahh... Mmm... Fuck! Ohh... yes... Mmm... give it to me right there, baby... Mmm... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... yes... Mmm... Ahh... Mmm... Give me that cock right there... Ohh... Ohh... yes... Ahh... Mmm... Fuck, you feel so good... Ohh... Ahh... Yes... Mmm... Yes... Ohh... let me take every inch of that cock... Ohh... right there... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... yes... Ahh... Mmm... Ohh... yes... Ahh... Mmm... Ahh... Ohh... yes... Ohh... Ahh... Ohh... Fuck... Ahh... Ohh... fuck I'm gonna cum... Ahh... Mmm... Ahh... Mmm... Ahh... Mmm... Ahh... I wanna taste my cum off your cock... Mmm... Ahh... Yes... Mmm... Oh my god, you're gonna be so good... Ohh... Mmm... You know what you like when I cum down your cock, baby? You like when my cum is dripping down the sides of your cock? Mmm... I love the way my cum tastes... Licking every drop of it up... Mmm... Click! Ahh... Mmm... Oh, yes... Mmm... Click! Oh, yes... Mmm... Oh, yes... Oh... Mmm... Oh... So... Are you gonna feed me, baby? Oh... Mmm... I'm gonna give you something good to eat, baby. Oh... Oh, come on this pretty face for me. I wanna taste the fucking load. Mmm... Oh... Oh, yes... Oh... Oh, yes... Mmm... Oh... Oh, come to my mouth. Give me that fucking load. Oh... Mmm... Oh... Mmm... Oh... Mmm... Oh... Oh, yeah. Oh... Mmm... Oh, yes. Oh... That's what I like to eat. Oh... Mmm... Oh... Thank you for giving me my protein, baby. Mmm... Now... Mmm... I can check that off from the list. Mmm... So now I ate. Now about those puppies. I think I need a Yorkie, a Maltese, some Chihuahuas are always good. And... Does it look like my tan is fading? I think I need to get out in the sun. I'm gonna go get out in the sun. I'll see you out there later with those puppies. Um, and you might want to get dressed first. And, no, you cannot use my shower. But thank you, baby. Mwah. You're the best assistant ever. Bye, baby.