Pumping Irony

Hey, are you still in there? Hurry up man, the gym is closing. Don't make me come in there. Oh, so this is where you're hiding. Look man, about your bill. Memberships don't come cheap here. You need to see us in the office. Don't make me get my manager. Come on man, you asked for it. See, I told you he was hiding in here. Are you giving my staff a hard time? He missed his last payment. Actually, his last two payments. I have the outstanding balance right here. It's time to pay up. Yeah, and it's time to close up too. Yeah, I've got a business to run here. You can't keep hiding in here all night. Look, I don't care if you're in a towel. Yeah, you need to come with us, and we're going to get you out of here one way or another. Come with us. Oh my god. Dan, that's a nice dick. That is a really nice dick. I think I could stay here a little longer. Now you want to put in your overtime. Well, maybe we could work out some type of deal. I like the way you think, boss. What do you have in mind? Well, the place is pretty much cleared out. There's no one else here. So, I say you let us get a taste of that big dick, and maybe we can let this one slide. Oh yeah? Let's touch it. Oh, it's so soft. Soft. Do you like it? It's so big. Is this okay, boss? I think it's perfect. Mm-hmm. You like watching us kiss? Yeah. I can tell your cock's getting really hard for us. Yeah. Wow, it's a nice cock. Yeah. So you want to see our tits? I know you do. Look at those perky little titties. Do you like what you see? The cock's getting so hard for us. Oh my god. Can't wait for us to taste it. Put our mouths around it. Taste that cock. Do you like the way our lips taste? Yeah. I really want to taste that cup. Me too. Can we taste it? Taste it, please. Can I let Linus taste it? Yeah. Yeah, he likes it. Yeah, I like it when we suck your cock. You're gonna taste it. Uh-huh. You look so good sucking his cock, yeah. Uh-huh. You like that one, suck your cock. Oh, suck your cock. That cock is so hard to suck. God. So good. It's so tasty. That's so good. Awww. Yeah, put it back on that pretty mom of yours. Yeah, it's so damn hot. Ha ha ha. You look so pretty with a big hot in your mouth. Awww. What does he like? Sitting stuck on his cock and balls? Yeah. Awww. It's so hot, it's making me cry. Yeah. Awww. I think that's enough pleasure for him. Yeah. I think it's our turn. Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and lay down first? Gosh. Give me a little sweet body. You wanna ride that big cock? You wanna taste your sweet pussy? Yeah, I want you to put your tongue on it. Yeah, spread those lips. That feels so good. Mmhmm. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah, blow those penchants while you eat me up. Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Use that tongue. In your pussy. Yes, baby. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh, it feels so good. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, that tongue feels amazing. Yes, you feel good. That feels so good. Yeah. Yeah, spread it over my pussy while you eat it. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck yes. He's gonna pay for his mom's shit. Of course. Yeah, I think you're gonna get a turn too soon. I just need a little longer. I want that tongue on my clit. Yes, boss. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, yes. You're gonna get him so wet. Oh my god, I know. He eats it so good. Oh my god. But, I think it's your turn. Oh my god, she is. She's so pussy. Oh yeah, hop right up on there. I'm gonna put your pussy in his face. He tastes like pussy. Isn't that pussy so pretty? It's so hot watching me eat you up. So good. It's definitely gonna make you earn that membership of yours. Look at those perfect little spit ears. Yeah, play with them while you eat her out. Mm-hmm. So good. Oh yeah, get that pussy. Yeah, use that tongue right on her clit. Yeah, tell him what to do, boss. Yeah, make sure you treat our pussy nice and good, Ritz. Okay. That's my pussy, so good. Yeah. That feels so good. So we're gonna get nice and warm. Oh yeah, so good. Oh my gosh. So hot. So good. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah, look at that pretty pussy. Oh yeah. She's turning me on just watching me eat her out. Oh no, it's so good. Oh yeah. It feels so good. Yeah, I wanna suck that cock again. Yeah. Yeah, get it nice and hot so I can sit on it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. Suck that fucking cock. K-Boss. I like that ass on your face. Oh yeah. What? Yeah. Oh yeah, just gonna move my horns while she works your cock up. Mmm, your pussy's so hot. Your pussy's so cute. You're gonna get it nice and hard for me. Don't be afraid. She can spank ya. Hi-yah. firearm. Yeah. Like that? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. My cock's gonna get nice and hard for me. Oh, it's getting so hard for your pussy. Yeah. Can we please stretch now? Big cock and your tight little pussy. Yeah. Aww. Oh, my pussy's gonna get you wet. Wet. Is it ready for me still? Oh, nice and wet. Yeah, it's so hard. Oh, yeah. Are you gonna help me put it in? Yeah, put your pretty pussy in this cock. Yeah. Oh, my God, you're getting so tight. Oh, my God, it's so fucking big. You're so tight. Oh, my God, I just have to work in it. It's okay, baby. It's okay, it's okay. Oh, my God. Yeah. You're the boss of this cock. Oh, yeah. Go nice and fuckin' deep on it. Stretch your pussy all over that cock. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's so hard on the cock. Fuck. Yeah. Why don't you come around here and let him play with your ass? Yeah, show off that pussy. Yeah, show off that pretty hole. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God, it's stretching me out so good. It is so good. Fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Ohh. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. I just wanna cry. Oh, my God, that's gonna make me fucking come already. Get rid of the spines. No spines. No, get rid of the spines. It's time to get rid of the spines. Yeah. Oh my God, I'm so — I can wait a new year! Fuck. Alright, that cock's no good. Fuck. Yeah, I'll hold my hair back for a minute. Fuck. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, I think it's you trying to take it for a ride. Just kidding. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You know you like when I go nice and slow on it and feel every inch inside my tight pussy. I need to watch you ride his car. Oh, yeah. Oh, thank God. Cute riding. Fuck. Oh, thank God. You know what? I like her tight pussy stretching out over your big eye. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You like that? She rides your CD. Yeah. Does that feel good? Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna get in that car. It's her turn to take you for a ride. Hi. Mm-hmm. Five. Oh my. Yeah, just work it. Let me send this card. Oh my gosh. Five. Back. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. It's so hot watching your face in make-up. Oh five. Oh my god, yeah. Thank you and I write your big copy. It's so fucking hot. Five. Oh my god. Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. She has fucking monotony bro. Yeah. Like my tits. Oh my god. Okay. Sexy. Yeah, make her take that cock. Oh my god. Yeah, fuck her good. Fuck her pussy good. Good. Yeah, it's like. Oh my god. Fuck me so good. Yeah. Oh my god. So fucking hot. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. I can't believe I did that. Oh my god. You're so cute. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Yeah, play with my tits while you fuck her. Fuck her good, so she can come for us all over again. Come over that cock. Yeah, she's fucking taking that big cock in her pussy. So fucking caught watching you ride that cock. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, look at those tits bounce, motherfucker. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm coming so hard, I'm shaking. Get back on the spot. Oh, no, it's so tight. Oh, my back. Should we take tape? Put some on our nape. Yeah, let me just work it in. Oh, my back. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, yes, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, yes. Yeah, let me write it nice and focused. Oh, I want to feel every inch of it. Yeah, I'm stretching out my pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You stretch my pussy out so good. Yeah, let me just grind on it. I'm not taking that con. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's so deep in my pussy. Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God. Yes, take that con. Yes, yes, make me fucking take it. Make me fucking take it. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, it's gonna make me cum. Yes, do it, cum. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Yes, make me cum. Please make me fucking cum. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes, I'm cumming. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Fuck. I wanna taste that fucking cum. Oh, my God. Mm, how's my cum taste? Please hop on that fucking cum. Your cum tastes so good. It's so tiny. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's just slighted in that pussy. Oh my. Oh my gosh. Fuck. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yes. Fuck yes. Yeah, look at that nice ass. Oh my. Oh yeah. Oh God. How's that pussy feel? Oh my God. I know you fucking love it. Yeah. Yeah, treat that whole night. Bye. Stretch that little pussy. Yes, baby, bounce on that fucking fuck. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. You like that with your balls while she bounces on it? Yeah. Yeah, you like that? You wanna go and play with those balls while she's so deep on that cock? Oh yeah, fuck her. Yes, fuck that tiny little pussy. Oh yeah. Yeah, how's that cock feel, baby? Mm-hmm. This side, yeah. You can only read your cock, yeah. So hot watching you ride that. I feel so deep. Oh, my God. You take that cock so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, back, yeah. Oh, back. Oh, my God. This is so good watching you fuck your tummy pussy. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I think I want him to bend us over now. Bend us over on the stomach. Yes, slide that cup. Get it back in tight pussy. Oh my god. Oh yes. So good. Oh my god. Oh yes. Feels so good. Oh my god. Oh yes. Oh yeah. station Why? So good. Are you going to make her come? Oh yeah. I want you to make her come. Yes please. Please make me fucking come on that car. So come on that car. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna go to you so bad. I'm gonna fucking come. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Yeah, come here. I wanna taste your pussy. Yeah, put the pussy on my face. Look how pretty this tiny little pussy is. Oh my god. Can I put a finger in it? Oh yeah. You're so fucking tight. Yes, baby. Mm. Yes. Oh my god. Yes, goodness. Bye. Oh my god. Yes, baby. Oh my god. Mm. Let me taste that finger. Mm. Yes, please. You like the way your pussy tastes? It's nice and sweet. Fuck yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Fuck, I can't stop coming on that big hot. I can't. Oh, it's my turn now. I wanna see you come all over it. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I'm so tired. I'm gonna fucking love you. I'm gonna fucking fuck you like that. Can you taste your pussy too? Yes, please. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, baby. That tongue feels so good. Oh my. Oh, it's so hot watching you fuck her like that. It makes me so good in my pussy. Yeah. Yes, stretching your pussy. Oh, I love you. Fuck. Just grab a hold of her and use that pussy. Yeah. Yeah, make her feel good. Yeah. Yeah, we still got to earn that membership. Oh, my God. Working overtime. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I need to see her pussy. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, spank her ass. Oh, God. It's a naughty little girl. Oh, it's a naughty girl. Mm-hmm. Yeah, treat your pussy right. Oh, my gosh. Fuck yes. Oh, my God. Pussy tastes good. You like watching her play with my pussy while you fuck her? I wish you would play with it. No, I bet you do. You're fucking both of us. Yeah. Fucking us in the locker room. You gotta pay your dues. It's so hot watching your ass bounce on my clock. Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Thank God, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Bye. Oh, my God. If you can see something. Thank God. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, you little pussy. Oh, baby. Let me watch the big clock go by. OK. I think I need one more turn with them before I'm done. I know. I need one more turn with these two. Oh my god, yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Just like that. It feels so good. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. Fuck. Yes, so deep in me. Yes, yes, just like that. Yes, just work the fucking tip of me. Oh, that cock is so fucking big. Oh my god. It's stretching out my pussy so much. You know? Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Fuck me. Oh my god, I think he's definitely earning back his gym membership now. Oh my god, he's giving me fucking goosebumps. It feels so good. Oh my god, yes. He is, don't stop. Don't fucking stop. Keep fucking going until he comes. Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck yes. Just like that. Oh yeah. Fuck. Fuck you, you're like a fucking pussy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, fuck, I'm taking it in and out of my pussy. Oh, I want to feel it going in and out. Fuck yes. Fuck her how she tells you to. Oh my god, can you hear how wet I am for you? Oh my god, you make me cum so many times today. Fuck. Yeah, take that dick in. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god, yes. Yes, give it to me. Fuck. Oh fuck. You like that? Fuck, oh my god, yes. years Yes, girl, slow down. Oh my god, fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's making me shake. It's so fucking good. Yeah. Like that, yeah. I was Decline, right? Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck, fuck. I can't stop coming on this guy. Go nice and deep. Go slow and deep in my pussy. It's going to make me cum every time. Fuck. Oh my god I'm coming again. Holy shit. Yes, yes, yes. Holy shit. Feel your body shifting. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. God. Fuck. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Fuck. I wanna taste that fucking cum off of that cock. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah, let us taste that cum before she gets on it one more time. Tastes good. I feel like I have some cock. Yeah. Yes, boss. Oh my gosh. Aw. It's so fucking hot. God, you have such a big cock. Yeah. Oh, it sucks. Oh, yeah. Aw. Yes, it is so good. It's so good. What, you like when I rub your clit while you fucks me? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh my god, I like that so much. Yeah. I just want to make you feel so good. Yeah. Oh my god. He fucks me so good with his dick. He fucking does. He's doing such a good job at making me feel good. Please come for us, baby. Fucking fabulous. I'm loving you. Oh my god. You're so wet. You're so wet from all that coming. Yes, baby. You're like watching me get cocked. It's so hot watching you take that thick cock. Look at these perfect little titties. Yeah. Oh, you like fucking my tight little pussy? Yeah. Oh, yes, he does. I can fucking tell. He cocks it so good on my pussy. Yeah, that cock is so hard for us. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that cock is good. Fuck, yes. Oh, yeah. Don't stop fucking her until I tell you to. Yeah. I'm not done with you yet. Yeah. You like my sexy little pussy? You like my fucking that tight little pussy? Yes, boss. Oh, my gosh, it's so good. Yeah, just do as I say, and I'll make sure you have no problems. Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy. I love watching you suck. Oh my god. Oh I bet you love watching her suck on my little tits. Oh thank god. Oh my god my nipples are so hard. He's so jealous he can't suck on them while he's fucking me. Oh my god. Fuck. I'm so good. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah keep fucking that little pussy. Oh my god. Fuck. Don't stop fucking her. Don't fucking stop. I want to make her come home more often. And then it's your turn to fucking come for us. Fuck. Oh my god yes. He's gonna give us his cum. We're gonna milk your cocks now until we drain every drop out of those balls. You're gonna taste my cum. Yeah give us that big load. Yeah. I'm gonna cum. You want it? You want the cock? Yeah. Give it to me. Give that cum to me. Give it all in your mouth. Yeah lick it up. Don't let it go to waste. Fuck. Stroke that cock? Yeah milk it. I know there's more in there still. I don't want that cum. You got it all. I got it all? Oh yeah. That was so fucking hot. Oh my god. Look at all that. Oh my god. But if you don't go wipe down those machines out there, we're gonna have worse. So, get to work. Uh huh.