Near Sex Experience

Wakes. I see that you're awake now and unfortunately I have some bad news. We did everything that we could and there's nothing more that we can do. I'm so sorry. We put something in your IV so you're going to start feeling a little drowsy soon. I'm so sorry but the good news is your friends are here. They're crazy. They've been trying to talk to the nurses but they're here to say their goodbyes and I'll leave you guys be. Bro, what is this fucking cafeteria? I'm starting like a boom. I wonder if we should start before we can. I know, right? You look like shit. How'd you get all backwards? I mean it's impressive, you know? Most amount of serves of a ping pong ball with a tennis racket. Ew. He's really naked. He's really naked? Yeah, I thought they made him put like underwear on and shit. Yeah, I thought they did too. Just free balling it. You're like Washington or something. Damn, dude, we saw that fine ass doctor a minute ago but I didn't like what she had to say, bro. Yeah. Not at all. That's not good news at all. She thinks Xbox is better than PlayStation which is clearly bullshit. I love that you're able to maintain your sense of humor during this fucking shit, bro. I mean, hey man, it's easy when you have this guy here. True. World record holder for the chubby bunny challenge. Granted, he didn't really supposed to put food in your mouth. He just went around grabbing every single rabbit he could find. I told you that's why he had rabies that one year. Dude, you were always so dope. Remember that, remember when we were in school? And he brought that broad to the house. Oh my god. Dude, and I'm the one that ended up fucking her. And yeah, my dick was itching for weeks. Prankster motherfuckers, I hate you both sometimes. They didn't give you chocolate milk? They used to give you chocolate milk. What is that, saline? Jesus. Looks like vinegar. Tastes like vinegar. Is this yours or is this just someone else who was here before we... I don't know if he's throwing up a bee in there or something. How you throwing up gang signs on your fucking x-ray? Nah, that's not good. It's way too big. Fuck! I'm gonna miss this fucker, man. Yeah. Who else is gonna go fight the guys at the pizza store with us at 3am? Right? Dude, you could whoop ass, bro. Oh my God. Such a good fighter too. Those women never stood a chance. Seriously? Hey, we would've got our asses whooped had he not shown up. Yeah. Oh my God. Remember those black dudes? Oh my God. Jesus, man. Those coffin nails really leave a scratch on you. Uh... At least we got the good times, man. Yeah. We got the good times, man. All the, uh... We talked to your mom. She's not doing well, bro. Yeah. She is not... She didn't even want to come see you. She had to put the dog down. Oh, you told him that? He's gonna die anyway. He's gonna take it with him. Jesus, bro. I mean, he'll have somebody to look forward to on the other side. Yeah, but Jesus, man. All this bad news at the same time? Fuck. You have no couf. Jesus. I mean, I'd want someone to be straight with me at the end of it. Yeah. By the way, can I have your mp3 player? Dude! What? What the fuck, man? Jesus, bro. You have no class. Goddamn. Can I use your regimen? Let me use this regimen real quick. Alright. Yeah, I can't believe you're linking me with that guy. You think I want to be stuck with him? You're the glue holding this group together. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, MP3, yay or nay? You are a cold piece of work, man. Fuck him, man. Don't give him shit. Hey man, he's got the established library on it. What, you think I'm going to sit there and look for that stuff? Hey. You think LimeWire is still running in 2023? Hey you guys, I have to get back to work now. Alright. Yeah, we should probably go. Well, hold on. Just looking for that cafeteria or something there. Just let me send this. Dude, you're getting hella likes right now. There's tons of people liking it. Yeah, your girlfriend is going crazy. Yeah, seriously. We're going to cash out. Yeah, we are. I can't wait to get that new PC. Man! What? Man, we gotta talk in the car, bro. Alright, dude. You got no manliness. You're awake now, I see. I'm glad your two friends are gone. Because I have a surprise for you. What's under here? You're the most handsome patient that's ever come in here. You have to put your pants off. Because of this big juicy cock. Yeah. Want to take my temperature? Oh, um, I know an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my pussy. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Your head feels so good. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. You know you're suffering from a vitamin deficiency, you know? I think you need more vitamin me. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ooh. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh, it feels so good. Oh. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh. Mm. Rahh. Ah. Mm. Rahh. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh. Mm. Ah. Mm. 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Ah. Oh, yes. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm. Ha, ha, oh, oh. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh, yes. Ah. Mm. You should flip me over now. Ha, ha, ha. Mm, mm. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh. Mm. Ah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Ah. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Ah. Mm, mm. Oh. Ooh. Ah, ah. Ah. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Ah. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ah, ah. Ooh. Ah. Ooh, ooh. Ah, ah, ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ooh. Ah. Mm. Ah, yeah. Oh, just like that. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh, it feels so good. Oh. Oh, I love it when you clap my cakes. Mm. Mm, yes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh. Ah. Oh. Ooh. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh. Ah, ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, can you tell me that? Oh. Oh, yeah. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. Ah. Ah. Oh. Oh. Ah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. You have to be gentle with me. Mm. Oh. Mm. That's quite an endoscope you got there. Mm. My pussy could barely handle it. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Yeah, just like that. Oh. Ooh. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. Mm. Well, that's a way to pass on. Oh. Mm. Gonna miss you a lot. Mm. Miss your cock and your cock. Mm. I have to ask you a favor. Wake up. Mm. Wake up. Wake up, damn you! Wake up! All right, you're awake now. Okay, cool. You're such an asshole. I mean, you know, I've always wanted to shake someone awake. Yeah, true. Here's your fucking clothes, man. Put them on. Come on. Let's go, man. In the fucking hospital, wasting these people's money and time. Jesus. Come take us out to sushi or something. Seriously, you just fell off the skateboard, dude. What are you even doing here? You're so dramatic. God damn. You were even on the phone. You called them. You called them to come pick you up. I don't understand why you need an ambulance ride for all that. Seriously. To be honest, I'm surprised they admitted you at all. You're fucking wearing a gown backwards? Dude, come on, bro. I mean, just because we're wearing our clothes inside out doesn't mean that you wear it backwards or whatever. Come on, man. We're downstairs. Everybody's waiting. We're legally parked, so, you know. Dinner's on you tonight. Making us do this shit. Come on!