Make America Cum Again

Wags. Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Fourth of July, here we are again! Home down with pie or what? Home down with pie! Home down! Yeah! Hey, you want a burger or what do you want? You already got a burger. Everyone got drinks? We good? Y'all got drinks? Make some noise! Woo! Come on out! Oh my, he's convincing. Woo! Oh yeah. Oh hey bro, you made it! Oh shit, I didn't... Here you go! Actually, this was Alex. Alex, you want the rest of your burger? Hey, you remember my friend? Oh, it's Blake. I told you I'd have money for you here today, bro. Huh? It's working out, right? What do you think? What do you think of this? It's pretty hot. Oh my God. Right over here, man. You're back, bro. Good to see you. It's been a minute. What's up, man? Yeah, we got Spitz here. We got Vietnam. Oh shit, girls pissing? Yeah, I don't know. Woo! Casey, that was pretty epic. Come here, come here. Meet my friends here. I told my friends there'd be a lot of titties here today. So we might as well start with you, right? Yeah. Casey, look at him. Don't be shy. I'm gonna get a... You need a Pax, bro? Alright, we'll get you there. Get the man some meat. You got enough food? Hey, say hi to my friend. There it is, right? Alright, let's do it. He's really into it. You know? He's really into it. Oh, shit. You have to show them the titties. Yeah. Want one now? That's what I'm talking about. I missed. How do you miss when you're gonna smack some ass, dude? There it is. Oh, yeah. I know. There it is. That's right. That's pretty cute. That's how I knew it. No, don't. You're handing them that beer. Ever seen a girl chug a beer? No, never. They were volunteering for that. I don't want to break a nail, so... Here, I'll help you. I got it. It's warm. She's drinking from the side of his mouth. It's so cute. Go ahead, give it back to Casey. Watch, she's going to show you. Jenna! I keep forgetting who showed up. Mary Jenner and... Of course I do. I've always done my part. Correct. We got two of these out. I mean, nothing quite says America on 4th of July like titties and beer, right? What happened to your titties? They're good. What happened to them? They went back up in. There you go. Very good. What do you think? Do you like party? I like it. I'm scared. I'd be broke. People would hit me up. I'd be like, I'll see you tomorrow, dog. Where's the whip now? I just want to take this off. Let's go take it off. Let's take it off. Please. I don't know, these girls kept telling me how horny they were. And they were like, you know, is there enough dick to go around? And I thought I'd give you a call, man. Here you are. Thank God. We're so thankful. Look at us. We're all together. Line them all up, girl. I feel like a pig might have even out yet. Yes, girl. There you go. Here's your dry, though. Wet them up. Give me some guns, let's go. Nice. Wet titties. I planned on having this huge firework show, but apparently it's not allowed in our region. We got a lot of foliage here that might get out too, so I guess more titties than ass. You know what I'm saying? I don't think anybody has more. I take titties than ass over fireworks anyway. I suck at that. So anyone need more dogs, more burgers? More dogs. More weeners. You celebrating? Huh? What did I say, man? This is how you celebrate, alright? Dream come true. Normally you come to these parties and it's, what, 80% dudes? 80% dudes. Oh my gosh! I started it, not her. Oh my god, damn it. I'm pulling those bikini bottoms down, alright? Let me get some squeezes on that ass. I'll take credit for that. Hey, that's all me right there. Esperanza's hiding over there. She's like, my boyfriend didn't come, he's not gonna approve of this. I'm the substitute. You can show some boobs, alright? Alright, she can show you some titties, but she's got a boyfriend, so watch out. Come in here, come in here. Look, these guys have been saying, what's up with Esperanza? Well, she's trying to be, she's playing it safe today. Playing it safe? Let's see. I'm sorry. No, you can just, why are you even bothering? It's all the topless guys. Guys, guys bottomless, guys go bottomless. Whoa! Could you help me? Top off? Is that the announcement of the day? Top off. Can I get the draw? We're on a channel of ours though. Is that what it's about? I don't know. I started it. There you go. You got it to the lamp. These are too small. Hold it down. Woo! There you go. Guys, come on. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Cheddar. Pour this on each other. Let's see. Pour it on your chest and stuff. Stone Cold. Come on. I'm a free bird, I guess. What? That's cold. There you go. Oh my gosh. We got another one. Come on. Whoa. Everyone's backing off. April's new here. She just came to visit for the summer and she's already getting corrupted. Getting corrupted. That was Jenna. See? There's a picture of that. I'm great. I'm the one trying to do it. Okay. What do we got here? Huh? Alex. I think Alex was talking to her, Athena, and Jenna were going to want to give you a little show here in the pool real quick. Yeah. I'm sure the other girls will find something really good. Whether that's come in and, you know, squirt gun you, serve you drinks, swing some titties on your daddy's side. Look at Alex's bush. Does it get any better? It's pretty amazing. Damn! Cute! Beer bush. No! Alright. Are you guys serious about wanting to give him a show? Of course. I'm always down for a show. Alright. Guys, do you mind if the girls give this guy my friend here a show? I haven't seen him in forever, so, you know, this is why he gets the VIP treatment. You guys have already been, you know, fooling around with the ladies all day. Right? How many times did you come? Hold on. That was a good answer. Hold on. You got cold ones? Look on your face, it's priceless, dude. Oh, you want right here? Is this ring on? Right, ring of faith's right here? Alright. Come on up, man. Get a good view. That feels kinda good. That's really nice. Observing. Meeow! Sad, I love it. Me-ow. Probably go for that crocodile even. There you go my brother, you see that? Sweet Americana right there. You know what I heard, bro? It's with these girls' breasts getting crunched. How you doing, Zach? Do you really... Do you think my hair is...