Live And Let LARP

Well, what do you think? Now what is this LARPing thing anyway? Okay. Well, don't you think this outfit's a little revealing? What am I supposed to do? Go out there and give everyone boners until they pass out? Oh, my big, strong soldier. Won't you come and rescue me? Is that what you want? Well that's not me. Now where's my sword? Okay, well, I'm gonna find something else to wear. This is cool. This. Okay, give me a second and I'm gonna get changed into this. I didn't find my sword yet, but I found this shield. How are you going to penetrate my defenses with this sturdy shield in your way? Oh, and what do you think of the cape? It might be a safety hazard, but it's fabulous. I like this outfit more than the last one, but I still don't know if I'm battle ready. What do you think? Don't you think my feet would look really pretty in these shoes? I think I should try on the green dress. I know it's like the sluttiest costume, but I think it might work. You're gonna love it. Trust me. Okay, now this is more like it. You think I look silly, don't you? If I'd found my sword, you'd be in so much trouble right now. Wait, in LARPing, can you do magic? Oh, I love magic. How do I do it? Those balls? You've got to be kidding. So, I throw them at you? Okay. I have to sit. Oh, fine. Fireball! Fireball! This is fun. Fireball! Oh, I love that. I see how you could enjoy this role-playing thing. You know, I like to role-play, too. I've heard of your sword. You're quite famous. Now that's a sword. What can you do with it? Do you like how I'm polishing your sword? You didn't swallow, did you? You didn't. Sorry, we didn't. You biomedical toy, why don't you know where you put it? I don't know where it's going. Ok, I'm telling you a location you plan on changing in the next couple of days and fix it, then we can stick together there. You don't want to lose it! It's coming right to you, I'm just going to use my phone to talk to you. Ok. I'm going to use my phone to talk to you. What? I'll ask you to speak. Ok. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. For everything that you did for me. For all you did for me. For shipping, for everything you did for me. I'm so grateful. So grateful. Thank you. What else can you do with this sword? I don't know. You know what? Playing with your sword got me really wet. What else can you do with it? Come on, just fuck me already. Fuck me. Please. Oh, fuck. Fuck. You found the best treasure in the kingdom. Oh, fuck. Take your spoils. Fuck. That's so much cock. Fuck. I can take it. I can take it. Fuck, I can take it for you. Fuck. I love when you touch me. Fuck. Oh fuck, I love the way you fuck me. Your cock's fucking perfect. Oh fuck, yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh fuck, yeah. Yeah, I love when you take me. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, my pussy's so wet and slippery. Yeah, use me. Enjoy the spoils of war. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, ravage me. Fuck, yes. Yes, fuck, oh god, I'm gonna cum. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm gonna cum on your cock. Fuck. Oh fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming. Yeah, fuck me through it, fuck me through it, fuck me through it, fuck me through it, fuck me through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me all I've got. Fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I hope you're good. Fuck. Oh, yes, no, I made her talk like that. Oh, fuck. You wanna fuck me for life. Oh, fuck. Not yet, not yet. I like looking in your eyes while we fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, so much fun. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh my god. So much fucking fun. Oh my god, I really like roleplaying with you. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, fuck. Fuck. I can barely take it. It's so good. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so good. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, fucking break me. Fuck. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yes. I love how you fuck me. Fuck you. I love the way you look at me while you fuck me. Fuck. Yes, my diet pork is like... Give it back. Fuck. Oh, fuck. I love that I can taste your cock in my mouth while you fuck me. Fuck me. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. I need to spit out my stamina score. Oh, fuck. Oh, baby. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. Yes. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. So much cock. Fuck. So much cock. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. It's so much good. I mean, it's so good. It's so good. I mean, it's so good. Oh, fuck. I'm coming. I'm coming to you. Oh, fuck. I'm coming to you. Oh, fuck. It came so hard on your cock. Can you feel my pussy squeezing it? Fuck. Do you want to fuck me from behind? Oh, yeah. Fuck me. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, it's so fucking deep. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Maybe a little softer. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I want to feel every inch of you sliding in. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, I miss you so fucking much, man. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, it's so fucking deep. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. Oh, right there. Fuck. Oh, fuck. This is so deep. Fuck, it's so much hard. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna die. Fuck. Oh, fuck, yes. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Oh, fuck, yes. Oh fuck. Ooh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, it's so much. Oh fuck, I can barely take it. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're making me come so hard. Oh, fuck. Do you want to know what my gum tastes like? I want you to know. I want you to taste me. Fuck. Yeah, I want you to taste my gum. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so good. Just like that. Fuck. Oh, I love your tongue. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Your tongue is so good. Fuck. Oh, if you don't stop, you're gonna make me cough. Oh, fuck. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, it's so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm gonna cum. Fuck. Oh, I'm gonna cum. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, I'm cumming. Oh, fuck. I don't wanna feel how wet my pussy is. Oh, fuck. My legs are so shaky. Oh, fuck. Oh, you feel so good. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Oh, I need to hit this spot every time. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. I love LARPing. Fuck. Yes. Oh. Oh, fuck. It's so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I never knew you were such a barbarian. Fuck. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck. It's so good. Oh, fuck. It's so much fun. Oh, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna cum. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my eyes. My eyes. Oh fuck. I did so bad. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, that's my favorite part. Yeah. Oh, Fred. You're making my legs weak. Oh, Fred. Yeah, that's how you feel. Yeah. Oh fuck. I want to come so fucking bad. I want to taste it. Oh, fuck. Yes, give it to me. Oh, fuck. Can I swallow your gum? Mm, it's so good. I don't know if I want to swallow it just yet. I'm gonna swallow it. You taste so good. And I really love LARPing. So what do you think, Sir Knight? Am I ready for battle? I'm ready.