Lets Meet Before You Give Me a Gooey Creampie

Hi, I'm Penelope Snaps and today I'm going to be trying on some outfits for you guys before our big shoot. Right now I'm just wearing a soft crop top. You know, it looks pretty good. And some denim shorts so I can show off my booty a little bit. It's hot outside today. For the next shirt, I have this yellow one. I don't really think I need to wear a bra with it. You guys tell me what you think. I'm going to fluff them a little first. I love this color. Now we're going to try on some dresses. Let's start with this velvety one. I thought it was going to be too big but it fits pretty good Yeah, I live in the Midwest in a pretty small city. So what do you do out in the Midwest for fun, for entertainment? I love to like go to the lake and go shoot like trap and I like to play outside a lot. I like to like get white girl wasted outdoors. Just kidding. I like to catch big catfish. I don't know. I just like to like be like different than I am at work. You know? Because my job is to like be pretty nice and like uptight and stuff all the time. But I just like to like go outside and like roll in mud and like blow things up and like yell at men. Just kidding. I'm a firecracker So you kind of like to do redneck stuff Yeah, I like I like to like get crazy, you know I like to jump out of my skin a little bit I love roller coasters I love the beach I low-key like to gamble too Yeah, I also like boats and like jet skis I just like to like play outside kind of you know, I like to have fun You guys like my gold bikini? We do. And I'm sure they do too. That's good. What is fun? I like to go to the gym a lot. so my butt is real fun fact I eat a lot let me think what is another fun fact what's the craziest thing you've ever done I don't know I do a lot of crazy stuff have you guys ever been to Hong Kong in Tijuana no oh yeah So it's like a brothel slash strip club. I get a little rowdy there as a guest of course You know So What do you guys think? That one's good Okay, be a little bit more specific here because we're all adults. Okay. Tell us what a little rowdy means. Okay, so I will travel around the U.S. and I will go to the strip clubs where they sell that, I guess, and I kind of rate them. So like in Puerto Rico, they do that. Tijuana, they do that. Obviously, there's a lot of places where they do that. And I will just go like traveling and venture to the strip clubs and like, you know. So what do you do at this strip club in Tijuana that you're causing such a thing? Okay, so I went there to get my... Can you tell us that it's too extreme? I can, actually. It's really funny. Okay. I went to Tijuana to get my teeth done. and um you know Tijuana has like a large red light district so I spent like three days there just hanging out with my friend because I was gonna go there by myself but then they were like no you can't go alone so they sent some guys with me or whatever and I was like sitting at Hong Kong hanging out and like security was like babysitting me while the guys were like visiting the girls and whatnot and on like day three I've like obviously been like intoxicated by now I was like I want that merch which is like the hoodies and stuff that you get when you take a girl upstairs and like pay them to get with you basically like in their rooms so it goes from the strip club to the hotel slash like brothel and then the rooms have like spirally staircases and like stripper pools and all this stuff um and the currency is different so it's pretty cheap there it's like $200 for like an hour to take a girl up there so I was like yeah why not and we went up there and she had like a big bbl and she like sat on me and tried to like scissor me and I pushed her off because I was like like you're too big to be sitting on me girl and then she like grabbed my coochie like grabbed it and she um was like finger banging me I guess but it was like really bad so I was telling her like please go softer but she didn't speak any English and I didn't know how to like say that in Spanish so then I was just like no thanks and then me and her took a nap and I woke up to security like an hour later being like what are you doing so yeah but I still went and I got my merch. It's pretty cool. We like this dress. And we like your story. Yeah. So if I got this right, you kind of banged a hooker in Tijuana for merch by Tijuana. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, I did. And it really didn't go that great, and you fell asleep and then got thrown out by security. How long did your teeth take? Oh, they took two and a half hours, basically. And they were $2,500, and they did not hurt at all. Amazing. And they are no-shave veneers. Yeah, so they won't, like, fall off or anything. And if you need to get one fixed, it's, like, $10 in Mexico. That is awesome. That is worth the drive. Yeah. I got a cavity fixed for $13. I love Tijuana. That's amazing. Yeah. yeah I'm freaking rich I feel like you should have a number come across the street right now you should be a girl who takes a tijuana on your gal yeah come on I'll get your teeth fixed yeah I know a little bit of Spanish too like ay papi that means right there daddy and cuatro cien means 400 yeah Let's try out a couple of yours. Yeah, I like to bang huggers in other countries. Fun facts about Penelope. There we go. Wait till you go to Amsterdam. I've been there. I went as a student ambassador. I went to Europe for a month. It turns out I also like European guys. I like to stick my toe in their butts and stuff. I'm a freak. I found that out like last week hit up Vince Carter if you want to watch this guy those are great yeah those are great other than that I'm like a pretty good girl yeah definitely gonna get up I need the info on the dentist you went to. What else we got left? I hate driving. Well, I think that this outfit that you're currently wearing is going to be the fan favorite. Oh, the red one right there? that you're currently wearing. Oh, my birthday suit. Yeah. Dang. I'm gonna backtrack a little bit and put this on just cause it's cute now. Now that I got everybody hard, I'm gonna take it away. Angie. Yeah. Remember when you texted Ashley? Just kidding. Yep. I just want to be like crazy and act like Kanye. I don't even care. Yeah. He he. You guys can picture me at a desk, right? Yeah. I think they will take the birthday suit over the yellow dress. Ah, okay. But I guess they're gonna have to watch the video to find out what you wore or what you picked on. I know, you guys are gonna have to vote so I can wear it next time. This one looks sexy. What do you guys think? Yeah, we'll try one more. I mean, uh, transition. I'm gonna get cancelled for having bad habits. I don't think those habits that you mentioned are bad enough. Okay, good. They're gonna be like, oh my god. Just a little bit more. Thank you guys.