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Wankz!
Hi! Do you have time to talk today?
Hi, so I'm actually selling cookies to save the beavers for my Girl Scout group.
Have you heard about what they're doing to their dams?
The government has been taking down all their dams and they have no home to live.
So my team decided to make some cookies and we're selling them to help rebuild the Beavers dams.
Would you like to buy some to help support the Beavers?
We made chocolate chip cookies.
And I can have a pretty good deal for you if you want to buy more than one.
Um, sounds good? Can I come in?
Okay.
So, um, how many did you want? Like, two or three?
Hmm. You know, that's how many normally people are buying.
Oh, all of them? Really?
Oh, oh my gosh. You must really like animals. I'm just gonna put these right here.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
I think we can at least build one dam with this.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Beavers must be your favorite animal, huh?
You know, I forgot to let you know, but we actually had a promotion going on that we
bought all these cookies.
You got one more for free.
You know it's an all natural no artificial vanilla if you know what I mean cookie.
Do you want to see it?
What do you think?
Don't you feel it?
Right there.
It seems like you really like this cookie.
this cookie
yeah you really like this cookie
cookie.
Mmm.
The guy who likes beefs and cookies.
I can't remember.
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You know if you think that this cookie is good I think since you tried that out I should
trying. Did you know that artificial vanilla comes from Peafer's butts? You know, I wonder
if maybe someone had to try it first. Maybe I can try this and there's, you know, maybe
we can find out another artificial flavoring. What do you think?
Mmmmm.
It tastes pretty sweet.
We can definitely use this for something.
Mmm, yeah, this bottled taste I've been fucking cooked.
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I think it's time you can let us see what these beavers are going to say.
Let me taste this cookie in all natural flavors.
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from the beavers right now.
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why don't we
try that out
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wood from reading all these beaver facts
and dam facts so
I've learned a thing or two about how to
handle wood
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I want to see what this cookie tastes like too.
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See, all natural flavoring really makes a difference.
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You made me feel so fucking good today.
I want you to fucking come from me, please.
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Give it to me.
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Oh please please my fucking cookie. Please please please please please.
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Fuck.
I can't glaze my cookie.
This is so fucking good.
I can't get enough.
Do you think maybe I can come by next week and we do the same thing?
You know what we should do?
We should bottle this and sell it.
I bet you that we could sell it for the Girl Scouts and put it on top of one of our cookies.
What do you think?
These are going to sell like hotcakes.
Also, I'm going to be by next week.
We have another fundraiser.
It's for the Copper Alaskan Salmon.
um it's because these fucking beavers keep building dams so they can't finish their
migration so we have another fundraiser
okay i'll see you next week