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Hi there, sir. My name is Samantha Hayes with Cookie Girls Scout Troop number 6969.
And I kind of have a really, really big goal today. And you seem like the kind of guy that could really use a lot of cookies.
Am I right? Do you think maybe I could get in with you and we could work out a deal?
Great.
Wow.
Oh, this is a really nice car, sir.
So, I think I should just be frank with you, if that's okay.
I need to sell a hundred boxes of these bad boys in order to get my goal for the month.
And I'm literally number two, I'm so close.
And you seem like the kind of man that knows how to make very, very smart investments.
Would I be right?
Well, I'm thinking if you could get some of these cookies.
Maybe you could get some of the Snooki.
Do you think that you'd be interested, sir?
I wouldn't get in any trouble by flashing gates while we're driving through this neighborhood, would I?
I bet your place is even nicer than this car, isn't it?
Oh, you have no idea, sir. I am about to give you the deal of a lifetime.
You are never going to see the Cookie Girls the same.
Thank you so, so much for bringing me back.
Do you think maybe we could discuss everything inside?
Where we can get a little bit more comfortable?
Well, well, well.
Finally made it back to your place, didn't we?
I went to a company retreat recently that gave me a few tips on getting cookie sales up.
I'm hoping that you don't mind if I give it a try with you.
I know just from looking at you that you are a man with very, very expensive tastes.
Isn't that right?
You're probably a little cheesy in what you want and what you need.
I would like to think that me and my friends at Cookie Girls know exactly what every man needs.
I think we both know it's a little more than cookies, isn't it?
Your lips are so fucking sweet.
I can only imagine that you have something even sweeter for me.
I like to think I've got something pretty sweet for you, too.
I'm not sure if I'm the only one.
What do you think?
Touch them.
Aww, you're so cute.
I'm so proud of you.
Aww, your touch is so incredible.
So gentle.
I like the way you play with my nipples.
Yes, yes.
Aww, that's so nice.
There's so much more to show you.
So much more to treat you with.
I think you know that.
Don't you?
You know that.
I could be such a sweet treat for you.
I like what you see, don't you?
I bet you don't think that this is what we were hiding and dragging in a flame stitch, do you?
I think you really need to try some of the Cookie Scout's newest, much better product.
The Scout Nookie.
What do you think about that?
I think that a man like you has such distinguished tastes.
I think we have exactly what you want.
Exactly what you need.
You want a taste?
You dirty fuck.
I think it's my turn to get a taste.
Don't you?
That's it.
Mm-hmm.
That feels so good.
I like the way you spread me.
I want you to have a lot of fun.
I came here with a very important mission.
Okay.
And I know that by the time I'm done with you,
you're gonna need cases and cases of cookies.
Oh, let me get you out of these.
You don't need them anymore.
Oh my god, and look what you are hiding under there from me.
Such a lucky, sweaty little scalp.
Oh my god, so tasty.
Oh my god, you are so sweet and juicy.
Oh, I can't believe they have so lucky.
I'm having such a beautifully thick cocked customer today.
Oh my god.
You taste so good, you're making my mouth water.
Oh my god, you taste so good, you're making my mouth water.
I'm going to keep my big toe style.
It tastes so good.
It tastes so fucking good.
Oh really?
You kinky fuck.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Your lips tasted so fucking good.
Your cock even better.
I really want you to get a feel for my nookie.
Oh, let me just...
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit.
You're so fucking thick.
Oh my god, your cock's so thick.
Oh, fuck!
I can't believe how thick you are.
Oh my god, you fit so perfectly inside of this tight little cookie.
Oh my god.
I like the way you touch me.
Oh, I love the way your hands feel.
I can't...
I like those nipples.
I can't...
I can't grab my hands.
I want you to touch me.
Use me.
Oh, fuck.
I love the way you feel.
I love the way your cock stretches me.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so glad you've got enough room in here for me to get as loud as I want.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, the way you stretch my little...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you make me so fucking wet.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
You feel incredible.
Do you know that?
Oh, you feel like your cock was designed for me.
Oh, like your cock was made to stretch me.
To feel me.
Oh, to fuck me.
Your big fucking cock feels so good.
Oh, your cock.
Oh my god, your fucking cock.
Now you make me tits jiggle.
Oh my god.
Oh, you feel so fucking good.
I love watching you stretch me.
Oh my god.
Seeing the big fucking cock rip me apart.
Oh my god.
God.
The way you stretch me.
Oh, the way you stretch me.
The way your cock fell on me.
Oh, I could ride this fucking beautiful dick all day.
I'm so much more.
You have me like that.
Oh, I know you can't see all of me.
I'm just a fucking elf.
Look at how you open me up.
You open me up and tear me apart.
Oh my God, you feel so good.
Your cock feels so good. It fits so perfectly.
Oh my God, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, please.
Please don't stop.
Just like that.
Yes, oh my God, yes.
Just like that, please.
You feel so fucking good, look.
Oh my God, please.
Please let me cuddle that big cock.
Please.
Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you make me cum so hard.
I want to taste it.
Can I taste it off your cock?
Please.
Please make me cum off your big fat cock.
I want to taste it.
Let me taste it, baby.
Let me taste it.
Oh my god.
It tastes so good.
Cover it in my coffee, baby.
It tastes so fucking good.
So fucking good.
Oh my god.
I can't get over how good that fucking cock feels in my mouth.
Just let me use my mouth on it.
I'm chewing on it.
I don't know yet.
Can I sit on it?
Please?
Okay, please.
I want to feel how you feel
from behind.
Like it's even better.
I need it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you're so thick.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you're so fucking good.
You're so thick.
Oh my God.
Oh, you make me so fucking wet.
Oh my God, you do.
Oh, you feel so good.
Oh my God.
You're making me so white.
Oh my God.
I need you to put me where you want me.
Just
see how I feel.
Just be
exactly how you want.
Oh, you're so thick.
You're so big.
Oh my gosh, it feels so good.
It feels so fucking good.
It's touching me so good.
Ew!
Mmm-mmm.
I, I didn't feel well.
mom
God, your so fucking this
Oh my God
Your so bad
I'm so cheap
Oh my god you feel so fucking good
You feel so fucking good
Oh god you're stretching me so light
Oh will you fuck me?
Will you stretch me?
Will you fill me?
That big fat fucking cock
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh yes yes yes yes
Oh my god yes yes
Oh please don't
Oh please don't suck my crotch please
Oh I wanna come bring you on your big fat fuck
Oh my god yes yes
Oh fuck
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Oh yes yes yes yes yes
Oh fuck
Oh I missed you baby
Let me taste
I can't wait to feel you until baby
I can't wait to feel that
me and she
need more
I need more
You want to give it to me don't you?
Oh my god
It tastes so good
Oh please don't tease me anymore
I need it
I need to feel it
I need more
I need you
Please
Please touch me
Feel me
Oh I need it
Nail my little nookie
Please
Oh fuck me
Give me
Oh I need it
I need it
Please baby
Can I have it?
Every inch
That big
Fat beautiful cock
Please
Oh please
I need it
I need it please
Put it in
Put it inside of me
Please
Please baby
Give it to me
I need it
I need it so much
Please
Oh baby
Stretch me
Oh my god
Oh you feel so good
Oh my god
You feel so good
You're so big
Oh my god
You stretch me so good
I'm big fat big fucking cock
Oh I feel so good
Baby
You make me feel so good
Oh my god
You stretch me
Oh my god
I feel so good
So full for me
That fucking cock
So thick
Oh baby fuck
Oh my god
I love this fucking cock
Oh I love you
Fuck me
Oh me
This fucking pussy
All for you
The way you fuck
The way you stretch me
You feel me so right
Oh my god yeah
Oh my god
So big baby
And so big
Stretch me so wide
Feel me so deep
Oh my god
Oh my god you feel so good
Oh it's so big and so deep
Oh baby
Oh fuck
Oh yes yes yes
Yes yes yes
Baby make me come on that big fat cock
Yes yes yes
Oh my god
You make this pussy so wet
I'm gonna kick home so hard
Oh my god
Fuck me baby
Fuck me
Get cock in and out of my table
Come on
Stretch me
Oh baby
Oh god
This is so
Oh you feel so good baby
Oh fuck
Oh my god you feel so good
You're so deep inside of me baby
Oh fuck
Oh yes
Oh baby fuck yes
Oh just like that
Just like that yes
Oh fuck fuck fuck
Oh I love coming on your big fat cock
Baby you feel so good
Fortune
Yes yes yes
Yes yes
Let me taste it
Oh my god
Oh you feel even bigger
from behind
Holy shit
Oh you're so sick
Oh you're so fucking
fucking
Oh baby
You're so fucking
Oh yes
Oh I love you
Oh my god
I love you
You're so big baby
Oh I love you
Oh Easter, yes
It's so fucking good
Oh you're that big fat fucking car
Yeah, yeah, yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Oh, yes
Stretch me
Stretch this thing
Oh, yes
There we go
There we go, honey
Oh, I can't even
That crack's so deep
and so hard
Oh, I can't believe
it's happening
Oh, don't be such a little
thing
Please, I can't feel this
Oh, my God
Baby
Oh, shit, baby, yes
Yes, yes, yes
Oh, baby, fuck
Oh my god
I love the way you feel
Oh, I love the way you fuck
Oh, you
croak so big
You fill me so deep
Oh my god
You fill my
fucking pussy
Oh my god, you just stretch it
so deep and so complete
Mmm, baby
Oh, baby
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck
Oh, baby
Oh, yes
Oh, baby
Oh, fuck, baby
Thank you so much for bringing me
over here
to your beautiful house
and letting me practice
my new sales tactics on you
You think that, uh
I can inst you
get that case?
Maybe?
So you like
the taste of my nut cake?
God, you taste better than my cookies
Do you think I interested
you in a sale?
Oh my god