Day In And Day Out

Oh my gosh, hi, it's so nice to meet you. I'm Delilah. Wow, you look great. I'm super excited for this movie and dinner seems like it's a really good place, so I hope you're excited too. One little embarrassing thing though, since you came to pick me up, my dad really wants to meet you. Would you be okay if we came up? Yeah, I know it's weird, I know, I'm sorry. Dad, you can come meet him. Oh, why do you live on the second floor? I don't know, I guess that's just where the bedrooms were. Yeah, there's no bedrooms downstairs. Yeah, hi dad. So this is the guy from the dating app. From the what? From the dating app. I'm not sure what that is. I don't know. I'm not sure. The dating app. Oh, the dating app. Yeah. So you've seen him now. Ta-da! Can we go? Hang on, I've got some questions. Okay. What do you do for a living? He's an insurance salesman. Very nice job. Can't you see how he's dressed? He's a nice man. Come on. How many did you buy that Ross? Okay, is there anything else you want to know or can we go? Yeah, what are your intentions with my daughter? How is he supposed to know? I don't know. How is he supposed to know that? It's a first date. Is it? Based off how you're dressed, that's a third date. Why do you care? Why is it your business at all? I mean, you're my daughter. I'm still grown. Uh-huh. And you live in my house. For now. Sorry. Okay. Any other questions? Yeah. Of course. What size shoe does he wear? He wears a size six. What size shoes does he wear? Dad, are you serious? I mean, yes. You've heard the things. Size shoes, and you know, other things. You're being really embarrassing. Can you think of any serious questions that we would actually know the answer to on a first date? Serious questions on a first date? Okay. What is the socioeconomic impact of batteries on Tebekistan? You're hilarious. Haha. Okay. I can't think of any. Okay. So what is the socioeconomic impact of batteries on Tebekistan? I can't think of any. Okay. I mean, it's a serious question. He doesn't know that. Is he really having an interior? And how is that related to a first date? Uh, you know, first dates lead to second dates. Second dates lead to third base, and then a home run. Got it. You're not planning a home run with my daughter, are you? Dad! What? Stop. That's none of your business. Quite frankly, I'm so sorry for him. I hope you apologize to me. He's being such a good sport, too. Come on, can you at least ease up on that? I'm sorry. That's because I'm the one who raised him. I am him. You're helping him with all the stuff on the torture. Oh, come on, he can't handle a little ribbon? You're hilarious. What? Oh, I'm sorry I've embarrassed you, sweetie. Yeah, clearly. I think that was your goal. Well, it's not my goal. It's fun. Just not my goal. Great. Well, getting on the topic of goals, what is your goal with meeting him, or can he please go now? Hmm. He's not talking to me. He'd be talking to you if you met him. Yeah, I'd love to. Of course you would. Okay, well. You see, back in 1957, I rented this car. Please, no, no, no, no. What? No, nobody wants to hear that one. No. It's a great story. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, not the last second in 460 time, Dad. We can see you in that story. Can he... What? Can he please go? All right, all right. We have reservations. Reservations? Yes, reservations. We have reservations to get to the hotel. Reservations? Yes, reservations. Reservations. Reservations to get to, how could I forget? Oh, well, I mean, you should have said that. I would have talked to you about that. Would you not have? Eh, maybe not. Well, I'll remember that for next time. But yeah, reservations. Oh, okay. Yeah, I have reservations too. Careful one. Lonely paw. By himself. Dad, I think we're done here. All right, all right. You can keep that jacket on. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Bye. I'll be okay. You take care of my daughter. You hear me? He will. All right. I'm going to go put some mouse traps downstairs. Don't go downstairs. Okay. All right. Thanks. See you, sweetie. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. See you later. Oh, shit. That's gotta be my dad. Dad. I'm okay, sweetie. Are you sure? Oh, my God, do you need me to call an ambulance? Are you okay? No, it's okay. You just had fun on your date. Okay. I can still see our daughter. She's so pregnant. Okay. I can still go? Yeah, you can still go. I'll just be on the floor with the roaches. Roaches? And crawling in my ear. Okay. Well, call me if you need anything or an ambulance. No, those are expensive. Right. Okay. Sorry about that. That has to be one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Yeah So seriously. Seriously. Listen you've been through a lot. One of the weirdest experiences you've had on a first date, right? Yeah. God. I'm so sorry for him. He's the most embarrassing thing. I don't even know what to do. But I mean on the bright side. It seems like he needs to focus on other things now. And I would like to focus on other things now. I mean, honestly, I wasn't more excited to go out for the date, but more just to see you. I'm kind of on that app for one thing and one thing only, you know? I mean, you showed up looking great though. Maybe it would be a shame if we didn't go out. What do you think? I don't know. I think you're a little excited to see me too. So what do you say? Stay in? Yeah? I promise I'll make it worth it. No way. He's out cold. He's not gonna bother us. Looks like we're home free for the entire evening. You do look great. So much sexier in person. Wow. Your profile did not say anything about that. Let's get you a little bit more comfortable. Wow. Yeah, I think we're gonna have a much better time staying in today. Oh my god. Yeah, you like that? Oh my god, you are so big. Let me check something. You know what? My room is a little dirty, but let's go to his room instead. What do you say? Come on. I'm going to get you some water. Come on. I hope you don't mind I got a little more comfortable for you. Oh guys, this is One Year. I am on vacation with my gift, and I hope you love this process with One Year. And enjoy. Have a great time. Thanks so much for having me on this journey for One Year, and I hope you have a great time. Mmm. Your cocktail is so good. Mmm. Ha. Mmm. I'm gonna show you what I mean by pussy now. Mm-hmm. Oh, your tongue feels so good. Oh yeah, right there. Mm-hmm. You like my right-hand face like that. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Fuck that pussy with your tongue, yeah. Just like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, you like how I taste? Mm-hmm. I cannot wait to have your cock in me. Yeah. Oh, it feels so good. Yeah. Mm-hmm. If you fuck like you eat pussy, I'd prefer a real treat. Mm-hmm. Oh, my. Mm-mm. Mm, I can't take it anymore. I need you to fuck me. Mm, you are so good at eating pussy. Mm, will you fuck me now? Mm. Oh my god. 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