Dana & the Dick

So, this is what a private detective's office looks like. It's, uh, nice. Oh, I can see by the look on your face you know exactly who I am. And now you know that I know that you've been following me. So, detective... Did my husband put you up to it? What's he paying you? I can pay you more. Hmm? What do you have? Oh, are these... These pictures of me on here? Oh, very nice. Oh, you were there too. Detective. My husband simply cannot get a hold of these photos. You don't know... You don't know what kind of man he is. He's crazy. You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to me, would you? I mean, I only married him for his money. And I can pay you. I can pay you handsomely. I can. Yeah? Would you like that? I'll double it. Huh? What do you say? Would you like that? You'd be doing me a big favor. You know? You'd be doing me a big favor and I could do you a favor too. Right? Would you like that? Hmm? Are you thinking about it? Yeah, you just sit there and think about it. You think about it nice and hard. Hmm? Did it excite you, following me around? Taking those photos? The photos of all the naughty things I did? Detective, I'm not a bad girl. I just, you know, I get lonely sometimes. And my husband works a lot. Let's not talk about him. Let's talk about us. So, did you like what you saw? Did you like these? Do you like that? You want a closer look? Oh, don't be shy now, Detective. Shh, it's okay. You know you're thinking about it? It's a pretty good offer, don't you think? Hmm? I love that too. Detective, you have to help me. I need those photos. I need this. Please. Please, I'll be so good. I'll be so good. Would you like that? Oh, I see you. You're interested in my offer. Yeah? You seem very interested. I can sweeten the deal. Would you like that? A little something extra for your troubles? Mm-hmm. This is definitely something that my husband can't offer you. Yeah. Yeah, you like that, don't you? Oh, yeah. I saw those pictures. I know what you've seen. I know how you look at me. Huh? Oh, you want to touch, don't you? Oh, you just want to touch him? Oh, it's okay. You can touch, baby. Oh, you can do it. Oh, yeah. See? That's not so bad. That feels good. Oh, yeah. That feels really good. Don't you feel better knowing that you're helping a person out? You're helping me. Oh, we won't get in trouble. It'll be our secret. I know you like secrets, Detective. I know you like secrets a lot. It's just gonna be between you and me. Right? No deal? Maybe I can convince you with my mouth. Would you like that? Hmm? Oh, fuck. Oh, you're thinking about it. Oh, you're definitely thinking about it. Mm-hmm. Oh, I think you kinda like it. I think you kinda like me, don't you? Mm, see? Yeah, I knew you'd come around. Yeah. Does that feel good? Does that make you feel better? You know, nobody's perfect. I know you got paid to take those pictures. It doesn't have to be that way. It's just being me now. Would you like that? Just you and me? You sure are a private dick, aren't you? Oh, yeah. You like that? You want me to be a dirty girl for you? Just like that? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Those big titties. I like it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I like it. Oh, I just like acting a little bit slutty. I can't do this at home. You understand? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's so hot. So fucking hot. I can't help it. I can't help myself. I just... I have this compulsion to suck dicks. See? I'm just kind of a nympho. I can't help myself. Oh yeah. Maybe I'm just a little bit dirty. A little bit of a dirty girl. I like that. Next time I'm gonna get you. I like that. You're so wet. Oh yeah. Detective, I need your cock. I need it so badly. Why? Why make my pussy wet? Look. Look what you did. Look what you did to me. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. You like that? Oh yeah, you like that? Oh yeah, you like this? Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh yes. You like that? You have those pretty feet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna put it in your mouth. Oh fuck. Oh yeah, that makes my pussy so wet. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. I'm gonna need those pants detective. I'm gonna need those. Mmhmm. Ugh. Give me. Give this to me. That's right. Make yourself comfortable. Mmhmm. Oh yeah. Mmhmm. Oh yeah. Oh you like that? Big butt in your face? Oh yeah. Complete detective, I need this so bad. Oh yeah. Oh I think you like that. Yeah. I know you've had those pictures you took of me for a while. I bet you've been checking after that. Huh? I've been jerking your cock to my pictures. Oh. Are you a bad boy too? Mmhmm. Oh yeah. Can I touch my pussy? You can? Just a little bit? Huh? Oh yeah. Oh right there. Oh yes. Oh yeah. Oh you are a bad boy aren't you? Oh you. Oh yeah. You see I've been a very bad girl. Maybe I just need a little bit of discipline and some dick. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Oh yeah. I just need... Oh my god. Oh yeah. See that's not so bad. Oh fuck. Yeah. That way like that. Oh yeah. Like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Are you teasing me with your fucking dick? Are you teasing me with that gun? Oh yeah. Make me take it. All the way. Oh fuck. That's what I need. Yes detective. Fuck me please. I need it. Oh yeah. I like that. I like to be rough. Oh yeah. Show me. Show me it's a bad girl. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh I like that big fat butt. Bouncy. Oh yeah. Yeah I like that. Oh I'm just gonna sit on your lap. I'm just gonna sit on your lap. Oh good girl. Good girl. Oh fuck. My pussy's so wet. My fucking pussy's so wet. Fuck. Oh god. Oh yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yeah. Oh yeah. You like that? Oh yeah. You want more? Yeah. You gonna give me more? Yeah give me more. Give me more. Give me. Oh yeah. Show me. Oh fuck. So hard. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Put my fingers in your mouth. Like that. Oh fuck. Oh give me that fucking gun. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah, whatever. Big titties. Oh yeah. Oh, get your face in there. Oh fuck. Oh god. Yeah, I'm gonna write your cunt like that. Oh, you're a dirty boy. Oh yeah. Oh, she's so dirty. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. I'm gonna make those titties bounce. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh my fucking pussy's so wet. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Holy fuck. Oh please. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Oh fuck that feels so fucking good. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh god. Fuck. Wow. Oh my god. Please. Please yes. Come here. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh fuck. I want you to fuck me. I want you to fuck my pussy. Oh yeah. Yeah. I miss you guys. Oh man. You're so good at fucking. Oh you see detective. I'm addicted to fucking strangers. I don't know why. It's just so hot. It's so hot. It's so hot because I'm married. But if I find dad I'll fall apart. Are we having fun? Yeah? Oh fuck. Oh my god baby. Oh. Come here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah baby. Oh please. Oh yeah I need that dick. I wish you'd have bit me over that fucking desk. Fuck me hard. Yeah please. Please come on baby. Please. Yeah, I'm gonna spread that big butt for you. Yeah, get your face in there nice and deep. Ah, yeah. Yeah, stick your tongue in my pussy hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, taste it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, hold it. I'll hold it open for you so you can get your face nice and deep in my fucking ass. Yeah, tongue my butt hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah, make it nice and wet with your mouth. Oh, fuck. Yeah, give me that slutty mouth. I'll show me what you can do. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, don't stop. Don't stop eating my asshole. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby, right there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, get it nice and ready. Get that pussy nice and ready for your big dick, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, please, please fuck my pussy. Oh, yeah, baby, please fuck me. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby, give me that fucking cock. Oh, yeah. Give me that fucking dick. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, give it to me. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, bend me over this desk. Fuck me. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Slam my pussy like that. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. It's fucking deep. Oh, my God. More. More. More. More. More. Oh, let me fuck you. Let me fuck that cock. Let me fuck it. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. Let me hold. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck. You fuck me so hard. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I want you to break my pussy. Oh, yeah. Oh, please. Oh, please give me. Please don't make me beg for the God. Please give me. Please, please, please. Please. Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God. You're so good. You're so fucking good. Oh, my God. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what I want. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking do it. Yes, please. Oh, fuck. Yes, Jesus. Oh, fuck. My pussy's so wet. You remember my pussy's so wet. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. You're so rough with me. I don't like it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Make me do it. Oh, I like it when you make me take your cock. Oh, fuck. Oh, please. Oh, my God. You're so fucking strong. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, fuck. Please. Oh, fuck you now. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. That's for me. Oh, that's my fucking dick now. That's my fucking dick now. Oh, what do you want? You want to fuck me like this? You want to keep bending me over? Do you want to fuck me like this or do you want to bend me over? Oh, you got to fucking bend me over. Oh, you got to want to... You got to want to do it. I'm going to tease your fucking dick like that. You want more? You want more of that big ass in your face? Hmm? Oh, fuck. Are you crazy? Are you crazy yet? Are you feeling a little crazy? Oh, please. Stop fucking me. Please don't stop fucking me. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, please. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Please, please, please. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. My fucking pussy. Please. Please, please, please. Oh, please. Please, please, please. Oh, fuck. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. Don't stop fucking me. Don't ever stop fucking me. I'm being very serious. Don't stop fucking me. It's... Oh my god. Please. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my. Please. Please. Please. Oh fuck. You're gonna make me come. You're gonna make me come in your blanket. And look where you end up. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Please. Please. Please. Yeah, like that. Just like that. Yes. Yes. That's my fucking dick. That's my dick. Oh fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh f... Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's so much fucking dick. That's so much fucking dick. Like that. Yeah. I'm gonna chuck your dick off your fucking pussy like that. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Please. I just wish you didn't come to that. Please. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. You've come here. You fucking bitch. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Give it to me. Give it to me. Don't hold back. Give it to me. Give me what you want. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Give me that. Give me. You're gonna give me what I want. Yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna give me. You're gonna give me what I want, right? Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh fuck. It's so good. Yeah. Oh fuck. Why do I get my pussy covered so much? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Maybe I should take care of it. Oh my god. Please. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe I should take all that fucking coffee. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh yes. Oh fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh fuck. Oh my god. Give me your fucking cup. Fill me up. Fill my fucking pussy with your coffee. I need it. Please, please, please. Please give it to me. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Look what you did. You made such a mess of my fucking pussy. Look at that. Look at that cummy pussy. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Thanks. Thank you. Now I'm gonna need those pictures back. I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need the card. I'm gonna need you to delete those. And my husband can never find them. Thank you. My husband can't find them. We're gonna pick him up anyway. I'm gonna need it. Thank you. My dad told me that we would be a perfect couple. I think he's shameless. Oh, I love you. You're so good. I have to say, I wouldn't mind it much if you kept following me around. Oh, maybe we could get together sometime. You can keep me more calm. I would like that. Mm-hmm. I love you. I know. I love you. Mm-hmm. I love you, too. Mm-hmm. Okay. I love you. I want you. I love you. Mm-hmm. So, you're gonna go back to my husband and you're gonna tell him I've been a really good girl, right? And it'll just be our little secret, then, why you think I'm such a good girl. Yeah. Thank you, detective. Your discretion is appreciated. Also, your cock. My panties.