Cut to the Chase

Wankz! Knock, knock, knock. Thank God you look like your picture. I'm sorry, I just... I've been on a lot of bad dates lately, and... Yeah, a lot of catfish. I mean, the sex is good, but like, you know... No one looks like their picture. It's really, really irritating. So listen, I know we had like all these things planned. Maybe like going to the fair, or like... I know you mentioned like Sizzler, which like sounds super awesome, but like... I don't know, I was just wondering like... I haven't been laid in a minute. Is it wrong of me to just ask if we just... Cut to the cheese? Is it cool if I come in? Okay, cool. Okay, I even wore my good shoes because I was hoping I'd get lucky. Do you like them? I am so glad that you look like your pictures. I mean, honestly, you might be maybe even cuter than your pictures. You want to see what's under here? Oh, yeah. You like that? I figured since, you know, we were sexting and all that food poil wasn't the first thing on our mind. I'm glad we're on the same page. You like this fucking pussy? Oh yeah. You wanna watch me take my skirt off? You know, this whole online dating thing. That's fucking bullshit, right? I'm so glad I finally met a guy that looks like his pictures and is also down to fuck. I bet you want a few licks, don't you? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, lick that fucking pussy. Oh yeah. Aw, you can lick my ass too? You're so kinky. You're so hot already. I can't even tell you how hot you are. I can't even bet you want to eat this pussy from the front, huh? Mmm, yeah, I fucking need that pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Let me see how fuckin' wet I am for you. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby, that feels so good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, make that pussy nice and ready for your big fat cock. Yeah. Oh, so nice and hard for me already. Yeah, you like how my fucking pussy feels? Oh, so wet for you. Oh, yeah, smack that ass. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I bet you can't wait for me to suck that fucking cock of yours. Oh, I can't wait to watch this mouth gobble up that big fat cock. Oh, I can't wait to drool all over that cock. Everything's great so far, but you're not gonna be one of those guys that comes with me just touching it, right? I mean, so far you've lasted longer than the last guy. What, has it been like five minutes? No? Okay, sexy. Are you ready for this? Okay, sexy. Are you ready for this? Mmm, you ready for this, baby? Mmm, you look ready. Look how fucking hot that cock is. Ah, look how I spit on your cock. Pfff. Oh, nice and wet. This fucking cock is so big. Look how veiny it is. I mean it's like bigger than my face, basically. So fucking hot. Do you think I can swallow the whole thing? Oh, God. So fucking big. Oh, yeah, baby. My pussy is so wet for you right now. Pfft. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay. Oh, fuck. I don't think I can take it anymore. I need to sit in this fucking car again. Pfft. Ah, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby, you're so big. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Mmm. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby. I'm so glad you look like your picture. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Mmm. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck this pussy up with this big fucking hard cock. Oh, my God. Oh, do you like stretching out my little pussy? Huh? Yeah? Does that fucking feel good? Yeah? Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Wow. It's so fucking hot. I might actually be able to cum. Fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Fuck, this cock is so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, you fuck me so good. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, did you think I was about to give up on Tinder? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Mmm, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby, so good. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Your fucking cock is so good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, you feel so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Mmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck, you feel so fucking good. Yeah. You're fucking cock pounding this fucking pussy. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck me. Oh, God, you're gonna fucking make me cum. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this fucking cunt. Oh, my God, you're so fucking good. Oh, you feel so fucking good inside me. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God, you're gonna make me fucking cum. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my... I'm gonna make you cum. I know it's so fucking good. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this rock-hard cock. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God. Your clock's so good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're feeling so fucking good. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you're so hard. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, fuck, that feels so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby, so fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, my mouth's so fucking hot. Oh, look. And now, are you gonna show me what you got? Come here. Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. Where, where? Oh, that wasn't very good. That wasn't very good. I'm gonna bend over and you're gonna fuck me hard, right? Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh fuck fuck fuck. Oh fuck. Oh god. Oh fuck. God it's so fucking deep. Holy shit. It's so deep. Oh god. Fuck baby you're so fucking deep. Oh yeah. So good. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck baby. Oh this is so fucking hard. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck baby. Oh God. Oh yeah. Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh God. Let me fucking suck this cock. Oh God. Fuck baby. I haven't had a dick this big in so long. I'm not used to having a dick this big. This is how fucking big that dick is. Oh, nice and juicy. I'm not ready for this cock again. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. I'm pretty sure you're gonna make this fucking pussy come again. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, it's so fucking big. Holy shit. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, it's so fucking big. Ooh. Mm. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, you wanna make this fucking pussy come? Yeah? Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's so fucking big. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Yeah? Oh, fuck, yeah, baby. Oh, God, you wanna make this fucking pussy come? Yeah? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, my God, yeah, baby. Oh, God. Yeah? Oh. Mm. Oh, fuck. Yeah? Oh, my God, yeah, you're gonna make me cum? Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, God, that was fucking good. Holy shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Isn't this better than sizzler? Oh, my. Oh, God. God, I can't believe you're still going. Oh, you weren't kidding. You are quite the man. Oh, my. Oh, yes. Oh, my. Oh, God. Oh, my. Oh, God. Oh, God, baby. Oh, fuck, you're so deep. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, God. Oh, it feels so good. Oh, my God. Fuck, baby. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, I knew you'd have it in you. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, it's a little too hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah, just like that, baby. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. I like it slow like that. It feels so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, just like that. So good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me. So good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, fuck. Yeah, does that fucking feel good? Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah, does that feel good? Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, fuck. So good. Oh, fuck. Yeah. God, this cock's so big. Oh, God. It's so good. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck, so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God, Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, it's so good. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're gonna make that fucking pussy come again. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yes. Fuck. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. So fucking good, baby. Yeah, you do me so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I bet that cock's just ready to explode. It's my turn to watch you come. Yeah. Let me get that dick off for you. Oh, I don't know if I told you, but that's kind of my thing. I like a sucking cum out of cocks. Let's sit back down so we can do that. Oh, God, you're amazing. Oh, yeah. Oh, you ready to cum for me? Oh, yeah. Pfft. Um. Some water. Small water. Huge water. Like On Farallon Park. God. Wait. Wait, no. No, no, no. No, I want to sing. I want to sing. Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck you. Oh, God, that was so fucking hot. Oh, fuck you. Oh, baby. You really drop that pussy. I'm being honest with you. Oh, that was so good, baby. Oh, your cum tastes so good. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. This is a pretty good match, I think. Mm-hmm. I'm glad I didn't give up on Tinder just yet. Mm-hmm. I guess, now that I think about it, I can't give up on Tinder. I mean, that is if you want to become a regular. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you want me on your team? Mm-hmm. Well, you see me talk about it? About the buffet? I mean, if you're still down, go. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're so cute. Mwah! Oh, you're so cute. Isn't that concealer? Oh, used and abused. Thanks again for letting me come over. Where's your bathroom? I'm gonna go clean up. Okay. You're welcome.