Blowing Your Punchline

♪ Hi. You must be my opener. I'm Sylvia. It's nice to meet you. So a few things I want to go over before we get the show started. It is a really full crowd out there, so that's awesome. Good job to you on really spreading the word. I appreciate that. But you're going to have like 10 minutes, and I really want you to get the crowd going. So do a lot of talking to them. Try to find out who's in the crowd so I can do a little crowd work later. And then just make sure that they know to turn off their cell phones. Remind them of the two-drink minimum, of course, and I'll get you some drink tickets. Don't worry. You can be able to have whatever you want. We'll have a server back here in the green room that can get you whatever you need. If you want some food, that's on the house. So feel free to order it up. But if you have any questions, let me know. Like I said, there's going to be a server coming back here, so they'll get you anything that you should need. But once you do your ten minutes, I'm going to have the feature act come in, and then I'll go up and close out the show. So, you need anything from me? You look like a good, strong man. Well, well, not that I'm staring, but, uh, is your dick hard right now? Uh, I, uh, don't normally have that kind of standing ovation until after the show. Is it, um, is it my tits? Or just the dress in general? You're a leather fan, are you? I mean, I'm pretty impressed by what's happening. Down there, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little taken back. I mean, we have a little bit of time before the show. Maybe I should tell the server we need a few minutes? Or, what do you think? Okay. Let me just, uh, let them know I need a few seconds. Don't you go anywhere. Um, yeah, just give us like 20 to just prep, okay? Thanks. Alright big boy. Here's the time to show me what you got. Hmm, looks nice. Yeah. Hmm, go ahead. Undress. Oh my. I bet nobody's ever laughed at that. Wow. You're quite aggressive. I like that in a man. You can touch. Wow. I mean, I do just need consent. Are you okay with this? Maybe next week I'll get you a feature act. Oh my god. My favorite part about this is how much of my mouth you take up. It takes a lot to shut a girl like me up. But this cock is looking like it's going to do the trick. Oh my god. You like a little tease action? Yeah, I bet you do. What a good boy you are. You like those, don't you? Yeah? You suck on those. Yeah, that's it. Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. Yeah, get them nice and hard for me. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god, that feels so good. Fuck yeah. I like a strong, forward man. You like what you see, don't you? By all means. Maybe I'll even let you hold on to these. Keep them in your back pocket during the show. You're kinky, huh? Oh my God. Oh my God, I want all of it but I can't even get it. Oh yeah. Oh my God. What about these balls? Can I stick these balls in my mouth? Yeah. You like that? I just like to know how much I have to drain out of them. Oh my God. You've got me so fucking worked up. You think you can touch me? Get that pussy nice and wet for me? Please? It feels so fucking good. Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god, that feels so fucking nice. Yes, spit on it. Oh my god, yeah. Yeah. God damn, that's good. Oh, that feels so fucking nice. Oh my god, yeah, get in that fucking glassy. Oh yeah. That feels so fucking good. Well, you do know what you're doing, don't you? Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. I'm getting my pussy, this is what I'm getting, your cock. Oh my god, you're gonna slide right in, aren't you? Oh, fuck yes. Oh my god. Ah, fuck yes. Ah, yeah. Oh yeah. Mmm, yeah. Oh my god, I'm getting so fucking good. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, I feel so fucking good. Oh, yeah, take control of that fucking ass. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh my god, yes, put me in my fucking place. Yeah. Oh my god. Ah, yes. Oh my god, I feel so fucking good. I love how much you fill up my fucking mouth. Ah, yes. Oh my god. Okay, well you know, I think curtain call is in like five minutes. So I'm gonna let you get ready, and then we can finish this up and you get off stage. Deal? Mmm, one more. Mmm, alright. I want you to go kill him. And I'm gonna see you in a minute, okay? Mmm, fuck, I can't wait. You keep those panties. You earned it. Okay. Ready? Ooh, how do I look? You can't just tell I have a dick in my mouth, can you? Okay. I'll see you out there. God, I can't wait to see you after this. Have fun. Look at you with a nice room. I think they're probably paying you too much. Well, I will have to say, you killed it tonight. I was very impressed. And quite turned on, I might add. So, where were we? I think I was sucking that gorgeous cock of yours. You want to get it back out? Oh, God. Nice and ready. Can I? Oh, yeah. You might talk nice and fucking wet. Yeah? Come on, bad boy. Show me what you got. Oh, my fucking God. 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Yeah, I might be the boss out there, but you can be the boss in here. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, that fucking pussy. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that's it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that feels so fucking good. Yes, that's it, baby. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, my God. Fuck, you got my pussy so fucking wet. Oh, shit. You got those fucking nipples nice and hot. Yeah. Oh, my God. That feels so fucking good right there. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, baby. Yeah. Oh, my God, you know exactly what I fucking want. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, that feels so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Oh, baby. That feels so fucking good. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. Mm-hmm, I like that finger on that ass. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck, don't stop. Oh, yeah. Yes, that's it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. You like that pussy, don't you, baby? Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, fuck me, yes, yes, yes. 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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, baby. That's it. Fuck. Yeah. Don't stop. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. You're so dead. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck, yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That's it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, fuck. That hits so fucking good. Just like that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck, yes. That hits my fucking G-spot. So fucking good. Oh, yes. Oh, my God, baby. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Down that pussy. Yeah. Oh, my God, baby. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Give me that big fucking cock. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God, that's it. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, you make my pussy so fucking wet. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. Do you think about this tonight when you came to the green room? Yeah? Do you think we'd get you some pussy? Yeah? Oh, my God. I swear to God, if you make me come in this position, I'll take you on the road with me. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That's fucking it. Yeah. Oh, my God, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Fuck me like you mean it. Yeah. Fuck me like you want that feature position. Oh, fuck. That's it, baby. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes, baby. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck, that's it. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, baby. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, make that pussy fucking come for you, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, baby, I'm so fucking close. Oh, my God. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, oh. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, fuck, baby. Oh, yeah. You know exactly what you're doing, don't you? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes, baby, right there. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah, baby. Fuck. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah, baby. Fucking kill that pussy. Yeah. Like you fucking killed that sold-out crowd tonight. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Don't fucking stop. Don't you fucking stop. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck that shit, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, you feel so fucking good. Go give me all that fucking big hug. Oh, my God. You know I want you to come fuck all over me, baby. Yeah. Come. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love that fucking cunt, baby. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, my God. You taste so fucking good, too. Mm-hmm. I think you passed the test. Yeah. Next time I'm in town, you are opening for me, and I am opening for you. Mm-hmm. This pussy is yours any time you want it, baby. Mm-hmm. Any time you want it, baby. Mm-hmm. Who knows? Maybe I'll get you that feature position before you know it. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so fucking hot. Mm-hmm. I'm glad you were in my green room. Until we meet again. Mm-hmm.