All About That Bass

Wankz! Hey. What's up? I'm Felicity. I was here to check out the base. Oh, cool. There it is. It's pretty nice. Yeah, look at this. I like it. So, I was trying to look for a bass to surprise my boyfriend. I wanted to get him something. I'm a drummer. I play the drums, but, you know, we want to jam together and make more music, and the bass he has now is kind of shitty. So, this one definitely looks a lot better than the one he has. It'll be a good surprise. This thing looks like it has quite a history. I'm sure you played a lot of gigs with this. This has been around, like my mom. Yeah. Pretty cool. I like what I see. So you don't have the amp for it though, right? Or do you? I'm not really sure. The ad was kind of vague. No amp. Okay. Okay. Well, I still like this bass. Let me just slide it back here. So, I don't know too much about basses, but I gotta be honest, I don't have that much cash. You know, and I know on Craigslist you were looking for a little bit more than what I was trying to spend. I mean, I don't really know. People don't pay that much on Craigslist anyway. So, I was kind of thinking, what if we made sort of a deal? What do you think about that? I have some ideas in mind, you know. My boyfriend won't find out. Technically it's for a good cause too. He's going to be getting something out of this too. You know, I don't mind paying this way anyway. I mean, look at you. You're pretty damn sexy. If anything, just be getting a bonus from this. Getting to play with you. What do you think? What do you say? Can I start you off with a kiss? Love to kiss those lips. Hmm? What do you say? Yeah? You're a good kisser. Better than my boyfriend. Shh, don't tell. I really hope you don't think I'm a slut. I mean, this is kinda how I was raised. My stepdad told me to use my body if I can. You know, to get things that money maybe can't buy. How about you, uh, sit on the couch right there. We can negotiate something. What do you say? I think this is a better way to negotiate. Don't you think? You know, I mean, they say money can't buy you happiness. I can give you some. I know you wanted money, but I'll give you honey. I'll give you honey. Look at you. You're already nice and hard. I can feel it. This isn't a bad deal, right? We both get something out of this. He's all ready to play. Look at this. He's good. Let's take these off. I gotta say, when I walked in and I saw you, I was really horny. This was the first thing I thought about. We can just keep it a secret from my boyfriend. He doesn't have to find out. What do you say? Right? Our little secret? Mmm, they taste good. Those taste good too. Mmm, so nice and smooth. You have such a nice stick. I bet it's gonna feel good inside me too. Maybe we can see if I fit this whole thing in my mouth. What do you think? That's worth a bass guitar, right? Oh, yeah. Close enough. Mm, oh. Yeah, I bet that feels good, doesn't it? I haven't choked on a dick in a long time. My boyfriend's dick isn't this big. It's so unfortunate. But yours... This is like candy. You know, you should really be selling this on Craigslist. I'm sure you'll get a lot of good responses to this type of ad. Mm, I think you're all warmed up. When you say you try something else. Mm? I like to feel this thick inside me. Bet you wanna know what it's like to go inside me. Don't you? I'm nice and wet. And you're so hard. So I'm gonna put this big cock inside my little pussy. What do you think? Wanna see my titties? Mm. Go ahead, feel them. Yeah, you like that, don't you? I'm so wet, I can't even help it. Mm, you don't believe me? How about I put my little pussy right in your face so you can taste it? Hm? Prove it to you. Okay. Mm, yeah. My boyfriend's gonna be so happy. Oh, fuck yeah. We're really making music now, right? What do you think? Mm, yeah. Mm, it feels so good, my tiny little pussy. Ah, big heart tick. Ah, yeah. You like that? Does that feel good? Mm, yeah, that feels good for me. Nice heart tick. This is better than money, don't you think? I think so. Does that feel good? You like being inside me? I like your dick. It's perfect. Mm, it feels so good. Mm, you're making me calm. Usually it doesn't happen this fast. Are you a wizard? Do you have magical powers? Yeah. Mm, I feel so good, little pussy. Mm, I could ride this stick forever. Mm, yeah. Ah, yeah. Oh, I can't be there when you come. Ah, yeah. Mm, you make me calm. Ah, yes. Mm, please. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mm, yes. Yeah. Ah, fuck yes. Mm, Mimi comes so fast. That's dick. Mm, I can't stop. I want more. I want more and more. Mm, yeah. I love reading this big dick. Mm, I feel so good. Mm, mm. What do you think? Better than money? It was worth it, right? Why don't I turn around so you can see my ass? I want to keep riding you. Ride this big dick. Ah, yes. Mm, I'm just gonna get a bit of my wet little pussy. Ah, yes. You like that? Like being in the same bed with pussy? Yeah. Little butthole. Why don't you slap me? Slap me on the finger. Yeah. Don't tell my boyfriend, but he fucks so much better than him. Dick feels so good. He has enough to find out. Ah, yeah. Fuck it. You're gonna make me come again. You're gonna make me ride that big tango so you don't make you come. Oh yeah. Give you a release that money can't buy. I'm gonna keep riding you until you fucking explode. Yeah, you feel so good inside me. Look how red you made my little ass. You like that? You're making me calm again. Mm-hm. I wanna taste my pussy. Mm, tastes good. You know, all this fucking, I think it's time that you fuck me. What do you think? Hm? You wanna take me from behind? You wanna fuck me like a little animal? I know that's what you want. I can feel it. I know. It's nice being a cock. I just want you to fuck me from behind. Fuck me like a little animal. Make me calm. This thing is hard dick. There's one inside me again. Mmm, nice and wet and so hard. This thing is going to go back inside me. Mmm, I told you this is a better deal. Money. Mmm, yeah. Nice, hard dick. So good inside. Mmm, mmm, mmm. You like my granddaddy dick? You find my tail pussy? Mmm, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. You like that, baby? Mmm, you like that? That feels good. Yeah. You're a tight little pussy. You're a big dick. Ha ha ha. Mmm. Yeah. I like that. Mmm. But it's a little pussy. Make it calm. Mmm. Ah. Now. Ahhh. Now. Here we go. Yeah. When will she come again? Ahhh. Ohh! Ahhh! Mmmmmm. Mmmm. Mmmmmmm. Ahhhh. Mmmmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. Yeah. Ahhhh. Mmmmmm. Ahhhh. Ahhhhh. Mmmmmm. MMMmmm. Ahhhh. Mmm-mmm. Ahhh. Ahhhh. Ahhh. Mmmm. Mmm mm hmm. Hah. Mmmmmmm. Ahhhh. Mmmm. Mmmmmmmmm. Ahhhhh. Ahhh. Jesus. Mmmmm hmmm. Ahhhh. Ohhh- Gegh. Aaaaahhhh. Ahhhh. Amen. Hmmmm. Irene sighs. Hmmmmmm. Ahhh. Ahhhh. Ahhhh... Mmmmm... Hahahhah.... Ahh... Mmmmmm. Ahhhh. Mmmm. Oh Jesus... Oh Jesus, I wish I could just see them I could see them. Hahahaaa, mmmm. Mmmm. Eaaarrgh. Mmmm.. Ahhh... Mmmmm... Hhaaah Mmmmm... I really wanna lay on my back. Love you, fuck me. Fuck me until you come. What do you say? I wanna taste your cum so bad. Mmmmm... Yeah, I want you to fuck me while I'm on my back. Fuck me until you come. I wanna taste it. Mmmmm... Just what I'm thinking about it. Mmmmm... I'm inside my tight little pussy. Mmmmm... Aahhh... I'm gonna fuck you... Achhhhh... Mmmmm... Yeah... Mmmmm... Knock on wood, suck my dick. Mmmmm... Ahhhh... Mmmmm... Ahhhh... Yeah... Mmmmm... School Me... I need you to be here. Me... Mmm... Aaah... Mm mm yes. Oh my god. Yea I like that. I feel so good inside me. Oh my god... Mmm... Yea baby... Mmm... Oh yea... Oh... Oh yes! Oh yea baby come again! Yeah baby come! Oh my god! Oh yea... Oh I miss you so bad... She's so good... You taste so good! Look, I didn't smile all day. But... Delicious! Around the rest of my little booty. It's like lotion. Most expensive skin cream can't be as good as this. Look at my little pussy! What did you do to it? Is it still intact? Hmm, I wonder if my boyfriend's gonna be able to tell. Oh well. Oh, it's all bright and pink. You fucked me so good. Little asshole. We had fun today. Didn't we? Huh? Goodbye kiss. I'm sorry. It was awesome meeting you. I had a really good time. The thing is, I was actually looking for a bass with an amp. So, I think I'm gonna pass on that. But, thanks for showing it to me. I'm sure you'll find it a good home. I had fun though. And, who knows, maybe I'll see you in another life. Gotta go. Toodles!