A Dildo Case in a Forensic Investigation

Why are you not so serious? Because I am. Are you serious? No. No. No. You are crazy. Yeah. Otherwise it wouldn't be here. And you know my secret? Not yet. I've got some crazy files going on in here. Pretty colleague. I heard that you've been doing some research lately about some suspicious case. Yeah, because I had to explore stuff. That's my work. I explore countries but not suspicious bags you know okay so what have you let me see you were saying okay let me see my files did you make a good swap of it yes you did okay ah okay you know what i'll have a look what have you done while i was in the office Have you taken a note of how big it is? You want to see it? How big it is? Yeah, I just want to check the questions. How big it is? There is this. Long one. Not so big, but long. Not so big? Are you crazy? It's big like my arm. Really? Maybe? Perhaps you can use it. Just show the evidence to him. He needs to... Oh yeah, that's it. See? How big is that? She said it's not that big. No, you can enter my mouth. Oh, hold on a second. You're crazy. I like the way you are making these very good examinations. You didn't know the other side of the scientist, I am? I am a crazy scientist. I like to explore stuff. Very good. And I like to check it with my holes. Well, while I'm Sergeant Bardot, you can show me anything you want. Really? You want to see it? First, what was the most crazy? Crazy. I didn't explore everything. But I think we have crazy stuff here like that. What is this? Yeah, it's like watching or... You can look into it. Hello. Hello. We are crazy here. Yeah. You know, maybe it's like this. Listen, we're like spies. Oh yeah, perhaps. No, no, no. I have a crazy idea. I think it's something pouring in. You can perhaps hear in my ass with those. Yeah? You think these are ice toys? Perhaps you can hear it or look into it. These are ice toys. Ice toys. Ice toys? Yeah. And you can explore. You see it? You can put this in your ass? Yeah, probably. I would lose it like a vehicle. I would like to explore it. I would like to see everything. Yeah, and there is this one. Oh, wow. it looks like it looks like a sort of art you know like uh griffindor you're amazing yeah but i think you're a bit crazy where you come from for sake i've been in this police office and oh detective for years and years and years and i never have a colleague like you you never know scientists because you never try to know me so that's your chance what is today It's... it's... yeah. No, it doesn't work. Perhaps we have a bigger one. We need to clean the evidence. Yeah. Clean... oh, that's where we get the swaps off. Oh, clean... Oh, I have to sit. Oh, maybe this is supposed to be together. Maybe this is the way this item belongs to each other. Yeah? Oh, maybe. No, I still would lose it like a bin cooler. It's very good for spying. Yeah. I think it's clean now. My dear friend, colleague, let's get into the dirty job. Yeah. That's it. So Alice. Yeah. Alice in Wonderland? No, no, no, no. Borderland or Explorland. Fucking land. Yeah, fucking land. Let's make this station fucked up. Yes. Files fucked up. Fucked up files. Yeah, I think we will fucked up the evidence over here. Oh my gosh. You want me to sit on it? Yes. I think I have to... Explore some stuff. Explore the... evidence but I will probably test some stuff you said this is for pussy ass my face anymore no I see it every day in the office Alice yeah but you never saw me like this you thought i was a shy scientist i still have a clear picture of you but i am a crazy scientist did you say that this is not for spying yeah but it is for us but you have some yeah the guy who gave you this yes yeah i played a little where is this came from from the abandoned car very well i don't know he must be into some kind of a pawn yeah for sure so you and me you and me you and me all together it will be crazy i think so i don't know if i can You know what, I need to have a little closer. Can you do it? Do you want me to come down? Yeah. Exactly. But stay here because I have to take my notes. Your notes on my ass? Ass checked. This checked. Okay, take your positions. Your ass is very tiny. No, it's not. Yeah, show me I need a better light. Pity I have no torch with me and I left my glasses somewhere. Never mind. Did you say you need to have a wet ass? A loop? Perhaps? Uh-huh. Is it good? Yeah. Dear Alice, maybe you are in a wonderland, but I'm still in my office. office and I don't know how I gonna put this fucking big evident of a toy in your ass. Yeah, you will do it. Which one? You want to explore the one you can see inside. That one? Yep. Are you sure? I do need a lot of love on it. The you and me one. Ah, okay. I'm right now going to watch your ass. I'm going to put it in. It's getting pretty dark in there, but maybe... Did you put some love on it? I did. Maybe it requires some help on it. A little bit of force, you know. and you're a strong cop come on yeah yeah not that much maybe let's let's see i love this box it's full of treasures i hope you switch off the cameras in the room you know no one's watching us because we like to explore this in a private way. It's a rough one, but we can do it, I'm sure. There is a soft one. It's a softer one, but it's the same size. Probably. Maybe a little bigger, but it's more firm. Okay, let's try this one. Yeah. My dear friend, show me. You told me this is for us. I would use it as a binocular, but... Yeah. Yeah, I can do it. She's fucking crazy, right? Oh. It's going in. Yeah. It's going in. Yeah. I'm just going to force it in, you know, like in the training. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit more. It's almost my hand inside. Alice. Yes. If you hold it. It's so glossy. Okay, let's explore something else. else. What about this? Yes! Come on, I told you. You're a hard cop! Oh my god! It stays stuck. It's stuck. Wow. You have to play with the sword to heart now. Without that, yeah. I don't know how much I can handle it, but yeah. Okay. You have to be careful with that as well. Looks like it's from Alien Hunt or some kind of weird space toy. I need a bit of better light. Can you turn your ass a little bit better to me? Yes, at least I can watch properly and take my naughty later. Yeah? when I spit on it as well. But it's a little better if it's more... Can I go deeper? A little bit, yeah. No, this is fine. You can feel it like this. I love it. Oh my gosh! Oh, yes. Oh, it's so fucking good, yeah. Go deeper. Try to go deeper. You like it deeper like this? There are bigger toys than that. Really? Yes. I didn't see everything. I would love to try. At least we use this box. Yeah, because you didn't let me sometimes. This is some kind of a lava. Oh my God. I don't know if I can handle it or not. You need a lot of lube on that. Oh my God. Let's try. I'm open to anything. Really? because I have crazy ID too. You are crazy already, otherwise wouldn't be my colleague. Yeah, after we can use all the stuff. Oh yeah. Oh, glass. You know what? I can probably sit on this. Can you? I can put it down and you can sit on it? You want me to try? Yes. On the table? Perfect. I like the way you adventure Alice. Alice adventurous. That's perfect. This is going to be the fire. Alice adventurous. I'm right here watching this. Note that. Oh, and you told me that you cannot handle this? I don't know. It's like a weapon. Yes. Oh, Alice. It's huge. My God. It's totally crazy size. You are in. Oh, fuck. You sit on it. Yeah. You sit on a piece of evidence. Oh, my God. What am I doing? It's right on your ass. What? I know what you do is just up and down. That's crazy. Yes. Isn't it? Yes. Incredible. Yes. But you know, for the evidence, I would love to see your face and I make a snap of it, you know? Yeah. I see how your emotions are. Yeah. Do you want to turn around? Please. Yeah. Okay, I try not to fall. No, you're very, very, very flexible. Do you want me to take your shoes off? Yeah, it would be better. Perfect. Thank you. Maybe over here. Great. Let me pour a little bit more of this incredible stuff. Yeah, yeah, we don't need it anymore. Yeah, I don't want you to ruin your beautiful blue that you wear every fucking day in the work. Yeah, but I have others, you know. Me too, you know, I'm getting a little bit... I'm getting a little bit... Yeah, it's hot here. Yeah, it's really hot. Did you put air-cool? Yeah. No, we have to keep the cool files. Files. We have to be in the cool. Yeah. And we don't need that anymore. No, no, no, no. Let me just undress a little bit. Yeah. Show me what you're gonna figure. It's very warm here, you know. It's been a hot summer lately. Really? Yeah, I guess. Oh. If you don't mind. I hope you switch off the cameras. I hope that there is no one spying on us. No, we are kind of lonely. Did you make it? You're completely matching the toy. We didn't know that. okay okay back to the ass hole Alice yeah let me make a note on that this is absolutely fucking crazy I've never seen Do you like that? Really? I'm just putting my glasses on. I'm gonna write it out. Perhaps when you're taking notes I can stay like this and stretch my ass. I'll make dildo fit in ass. Uh-huh. That's cool. Uh-huh. I think I will work. Was that in my ass now? Oh yeah, to stretch it because I want to reach that one. No you can't, absolutely no. One day I can. One day maybe, but we don't have any bigger... There are some black objects. We have something bigger or something stronger. You want to try it in my ass? Yeah? What do you think? you think yeah I think it's better human human you need to explore my ass a toy or perhaps both you're crazy and I will be like atomic bomb I don't know let's do let's do what tell me maybe a fist you beautiful colleague but i don't want to harm you but you ask for it you won't and this uh oh this is going into our evidence stuff well maybe we don't have something more to explore my can we just not put it the transparent this one into my ass well i thought this was like something that you see far away from yeah probably and I can let you some space did you do some gymnastic when you were younger how stretchy you are wow I love I loved my job you know you know you don't need to just trying to do domestic violence or but this is this is assalicious things put some of it that will help you okay yes you ask that Alice is gonna be in the Alice in the Borderland or Alice in the Wonderland or fucking land yeah the crazy land the crazy land let's put you in the crazy land i am the bad exergent bardo i am very very good in this you are not a fbi agent anymore you are a bad explorer a butt explorer yeah oh it's inside let me get a better view can you look inside oh my god in the end it's like a talk to my ass pink rose can i yeah okay um how old is this item Do you feel any pressure? No way. Can I go deeper? Yes, sure. Can I fuck you? Yes! I will do it now! Come on! It's better than the training in the... in the... It's good that it's isolated here. Oh my God. You understand what I do when I'm on my own. I think you used these things before. Oh, really? I don't think it's really like... This is not that you're the case. You are a fucked up case. I am the case. And I will not have write it down what I explore. But don't tell anyone please. No no no no. The camera is off. It's all perfect. Camera's off. Camera's off. It's all me and you. It's only me and you and now. Hello Rosie. I never see anything like it. Show me. It's even looking more gigantic with my glasses right now. Alice, it's like a rose garden here. Very good one. But I believe you liked a bit of a human action in here. Yes. You know we are colleagues and we can... It's between me now. I'll see you. See you, Isabel. Yes. It's our point of vista now. I'm gonna play the game. Well, sure. I need to undress a little bit. Oh, you're so hot. I am so hot. You have some secrets too. I knew that. You know when you do 30 years, 20 years in the same environment, you get bored. but I never get bored because this is just kind of like us exploring I am doing it by my left hand, which is the smaller. Left hand is a little right. One hand. And the... The gate of heaven is open. Take me. Oh I'm in! You are! Oh no! I feel like I'm in the ring. Who said I had a tiny ass before we started? It's a fucking big big ass. You're a badass Alice. I am a badass. From this I make sure you climb up. From Detective you gonna be the best sergeant. Because I'm about to retire. I'm about to retire and you take my spot. Oh, you take players this house, don't you? But more likely, you show me something I've never seen before. oh my god the last piece of evidence let me stretch it let me see inside it's coming out so beautifully everything is much as This injury, this piece of evidence, and so forth. And on my ass. I know. Same collar. Do you know what? I think you can keep the toy. Shhh. Don't say it. Yeah, I have to keep it because I have to analyze them. It's gonna get lost. It's gonna get nice on you. It's gonna get lost. But my dear friend, relax for a minute. Yeah, why? Yeah, I just have to clean my hands and while I was playing I would love to try. try some of it. You want to try them? Yeah, you know, I'm in the office every day and I don't like to just sit around and doing things but uh, tell me, what do you think? Don't say to other colleagues would I love to try the black one? You got that. I always like the big black cocks. No one knows. Oh my God. You want to jump here? I believe this is not a lost item. No, never. It will be lost in a few seconds, but where? Let's have fun with it. Yeah. Let's have fun with your boobies. Yes. Be cruel to me. Be cruel to me. I'm not your boss anymore. You're not. Why not? Don't we play a little blues? Yes, yes, yes. Keep the blues. Be sexy. Like this. How about like this? but I dominate me like forget about in your bust yeah put it in your mouth and in your boobies can you take it all Oh, yeah! Ah, yes, yes! Wait, come on, more. I will push it. Yeah, good girl! That's a very good one. You want to play? You will play! I will play. Why will you play with this? I'll show you how I play. Yeah, show me. You know, I love to sit on my chair. I've still got 20 years. So, perhaps it's better if you play here. You think? Can I not sit like this? Oh my God. Not good. And you're passing. I need to explore it. Sorry I ran out of a shaving foam. Don't be sorry. I'm cutting down the costs. They don't fucking pay enough. Yeah. I agree. Oh my god! Feels like I'm sitting on a piece of wood. I never saw something like this in a pussy. My god. In the pussy or in the police station? Police station. Yeah, also. I've got a crazy idea. what it stays on be a dirty cop now this is the fucking game yeah yeah you see yeah put it in yeah put it in like that oh my gosh show me I want to see look look look look I can see everything you can fuck the chair yeah fuck the chair fuck the chair for me Oh yeah. This is crazy. Pack the chair. This is crazy? Yeah. And you just can't do it. Oh my god. You think I'm crazy? I was waiting for this very fucking long time. Oh my god you need to share it. You know we have to always work out for our arms to hold the guns. Now this is the workout I'm going to do. Oh my god. Give me a second. You want to see the good surgeon? Hold me. Let's do it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. Oh yeah, do it, do it, do it. Yes, yes, yes. Give it, give it to me. I want to shake. I need to taste the evidence. to taste the evidence you want a chair workout let me pull up my blues you know i have a crazy idea too with this chair really a minute because i sit on this chair the whole life now at least i the chair can you can you take it off no i do one more time one more time Ah yes. Okay, it will be for later. Ah yes. But at this time I'm pulling my sleeves. Yeah, you need to remove that. Because it's very hot. You're hot. Yeah, I am. I want to see your buoys. Okay. Okay, let's get rid of this. Yeah, get rid of this. But keep this. Because at least I'm still your boss. kind of okay now you want to see my muscles to work out see as a good boy is a fucking good boy never fucking good boy do your job he's moving and move you Do you want to go inside me? Yes, I will! Okay, let's do it. Come on, do it for me. I want to taste the evidence. Taste the evidence! Okay, I'll sit down for a minute. I'll sit down for a minute. Just for a minute, so I can play with your boobies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's coming. Come on. I'm also fucking my tits. Piece of evidence. Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. How is it taste like? The evidence. So good. Let me taste it too. oh yeah yeah it's still holding there oh my god he doesn't want to leave my chair you know yeah let it there but take the chair Take the chair, don't move. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have a fucking crazy idea. But first we need to clean. Yeah, put it. Can you give me the water base? I will take the chair. Oh, he doesn't want to stay anymore. I will take it. Hold it. What do you want? Alice. You will see. I want the lube. Mm-hmm. Give it to me. In my hand. Hold my toy. Okay. It's not gonna leave my office chair. Never do. Can you hold it? Yeah. A little back. Mm-hmm. Okay. So, what can we do with a chair? Mm-hmm. What can we do with a chair? We'll fuck you. We can fuck my ass. Can you guide me? Yeah. I will guide you. Okay. You want to ass? Yeah. You want to fuck your ass? Yeah. Be careful. Okay. Oh yeah. Okay. Uh huh. Come on. Good. I would love to fuck myself too. Yeah. Don't prevent yourself. Okay. Oh my god, this is a... I call like a partnership together. It's a partnership. I am in! Me too, Jason. Oh yes, yes I am in. Oh, fucking crazy. Oh yes. Okay. That's a fucking crazy chair! Yeah? Really? That's so good, don't you? Think, agent, surgeon. Fuck! Yeah. I think we can... can fuck on it oh yeah that's a fucking crazy oh yes you can play with a chair yeah oh you know what it's kind of a little difficult to play but I can fuck you oh yeah I really can use this you know how wait a moment you stay Be careful. Yeah, but there is no cleaning on this. So you have to turn around. Turn around. Oh, yeah. This is a bit better grip in there. Oh, yeah. You're in? Yeah. I can fuck. fuck you can still fuck your boobies okay yes let's do it yeah let's try it careful we don't want to kill that us oh imagine if our big boss sees this Oh, please. Raya, you bounce. You fucking bounce on the chair. I already fucked my seat. Slowly. We don't want to do this. We can call it charity! Oh, yes. Charity. You give me charity. Yes. You're so kind. Yes. Charity! Yes! Oh, you're so kind! Yes, it's very fucking kind! Yeah, I don't want to hurt you, my dear friend, colleague, but you're fucking the chair, I'm fucking the seat. So, let's clarify the charity! Oh yeah, all together! Woohoo! This is perfect! And then we can clean the chair. So no one will notice anything. My dear Alice, I mean... You think I'm crazy? We both are crazy, but you know what? In the end of the day... You've got me wondered. Let's... Make this as a moment of clarity or whatever you want. Okay. You want to share your hand? My hand? You want my hand? Yeah. Okay. How do you want it? You want to sit in here? Yeah, I think it will be easier. Good. And I can sit on that. You can just... I would like you to be in the front of me and catch the evidence. Okay. You want me to catch the evidence? It's been building up over the months inside me, but right now we discovered something that can release my tension from years and years. and let release everything. I will use the charity when I will be. Charity with your hands. Please do it. And I would like to drop it on the chair too. Yeah. It's right behind you. Move it a little bit here. Yeah, I will. And put it on the seat. That's the idea. And sit down, my dear. That was my fucking idea. Wait. I need to have a good angle. I want you to feel your very fit hands inside my pussy. And first I need to sit down. Yes, take your time. Because we are about... Are you ready? You can do the other one. The other one? You prefer the other one? You prefer the other one? Okay, you're the boss. You're the boss. It feels like in a wonderland. Wait, wait, I don't want to hurt you. No, you go in right away. Yes, the office is open. Oh my God. Welcome to the Wonderhounds. Yeah. Oh, it's all in. Oh, yes. Share it with me. Share it. Go in. Focus! Wonderland Alice! Give me the hand-a-land! Hands on everything! Fuck the FBI! We have to clean up your boss. I have swallowed the evidence. Sorry. We can take a swaps. I keep this and you keep that. Rest. It's going to be evidence of everything that we've done. And you are going to shut your mouth too. Shut your fucking mouth. You